gamer crack

a game that is very addictive and time consuming.

Dude, that game is gamer crack.

by Derrick Bowman January 28, 2006

Gamer Girl Pee

A rare substance that can only be manufactured in the urethral caverns of the female gamers body. It can only be consumed by strong willed gamers for a drop of it has the ability to twist your mind and devour your soul. Gamer Girl Pee can only work on Male gamers and has been known to improve gaming skill, erection solidity, and helps you last longer before ejaculating. Prepare to be dripping in mad pus because once you taste Gamer Girl Pee you will ascend and tread the blessed path of chadhood by winning non stop games due to this divine brew.

"I ate my girls pussy out just so that I could suck the Gamer Girl Pee out. With this fine liquid I'll be able to win any game I play. I'll be like Russia using drugs in the Olympics."

by Scrotum Slayer June 2, 2019

toxic gamer

a gamer or community that thinks there all good and can beat anyone and sometimes always talks about people being trash

this kid is so toxic or a toxic gamer

by ENEMYAC130ABOVE July 8, 2018

Gamerchat

A condition in which a person makes frequent typographical errors while gaming, for the most part disregarding grammatical errors that would otherwise take up valuable time to correct. This is typical when a player needs to focus mainly on the game and much less on their typing.

(In-game chat):

Player 1: Thisa gauyh as ilke 500 seigteanks in eed halpe@!

Player 2: Wtf dude, I could barely understand you...

Player 3: Gamerchat much?

by StarCraft Maniac August 28, 2011

gamer logic

(n) the sad, but true logic of a majority of gamers, usually ones that are known to commonly rage quit: if better than someone, opponent is a noob; if worse than someone, opponent "has no life;" if everyone is doing better, gamer blames lag.

First Match: *owns someone*
Typical Gamer: You suck noob! Return the game you scrub!

Second Match: *gets owned by another*
Typical Gamer: You are fat kid! Keep living in your mother's basement you no life!

Match Three: *owned by everyone*
Typical Gamer: Fuck this game! Fucking lag! All you kids suck! Just wait for my lag to be gone and I'll wreck all you scrubs!

Random that was in all three matches: This idiot's gamer logic is hilarious. He is so mad! *laughing*

by Buzzard Smoke December 20, 2014

Gamer Shower

When a man jerks it in the shower

Jack: “Connor why were you taking so long in the shower”

Willem: “He was taking a gamer shower”

by WinterShit February 4, 2019

Gamer rage

A intense fury that burns within a gamer when interrupted in gamer mode. It can lead to extreme bouts of Psychosis and cause the gamer to commit multiple felonies.

John: “what happened to your wife”
Derek: “caused gamer rage which led me to punch her and hide the body”

by Gaming Mode July 5, 2019