rake the dirt

The act of combing your partners anal hairs to clear out the dingleberries. Usually involving a comb.

I got to get my girlfriend to rake the dirt. I got too many berries to sit down.

by Puppyslayer April 23, 2013

Cheese Dirt

The orange powder substance as usually found inside a packet inside a box of Mac & Cheese.

After the mac is cooked and drained, tear open the packet and dump the "cheese dirt" in followed by the butter and milk.

by Foxingham August 20, 2016

dirt bracelet

when you wipe your ass after a particularly messy shit and you get some of your feces on the end of your shirt sleeve or cuff on the upwipe.

Jack came back from the bathroom sporting a dirt bracelet on his left wrist.

by W. Brown Robbins July 12, 2010

wally-dirt

A white trash/over-weight/red neck/gangster/wankster/greaser all around trashy person that lingers around walmart not really looking at anything but not really not shopping at the same time. A lazy browser. Looks as if they have the IQ of a farm horse. And probably smells like one too. Trotting around walmart simply being in the way. Hanging out at walmart is their favorite past time.

Wally-dirt.

That crazy neighbor you have or have seen in movies that collects things that look like they've been bought at goodwill and decorated their yard with it all.

by kasperface December 02, 2009

dirt smuggler

n.

Someone who illegally smuggles poo from another country.

"Check his bags. I've got the feeling he may be a dirt smuggler."

by chamaeleon March 13, 2004

Dirt neck

The word dirt neck means someone who is dirty , doesn’t wash , or there neck is hella dirt

Bye mad dirt neck

by Lexy spun da block November 30, 2020

dirt squid

A germ that lives in septic lines and live soley on the consumption of feses

Aaron voss you are a dirt squid

by joeynomercy February 02, 2010