Grandma

The over hyped version of your mom. All grandma’s do are baked cookies and hang your school picture on the wall

Look at that baker lady, she’ll make a great grandma.

by Jewish microwave April 8, 2020

The grandmas bathroom

When a guy gets a handjob from a obese woman in her grandmas bathroom

Cooper was a victim of the grandmas bathroom

by 1dk123456789 October 22, 2025

Fruity Grandma

Fruity Grandma is a person who can be old or young;known as hip and trendy and wears Grandma outfits and may act fruity.

Person 1: wow you are such a fruity Grandma!

Person 2: I-

by Ywas4637 September 21, 2022

Grandma

The person in your life that gives you free money and smells like shit then u have to deal with her dying like 15 years into your life, your grandma is dead kid stay mad🤩

My Grandma Just Sucked me off

by qeyton August 22, 2022

Grandma assbanger

You meet a new friend and get really close to him and his family so that you can meet his grandma and then fuck her.

Grandma assbanger is also closely related to grandpa assbanger if you didnt know

by Grandpa assbanger August 25, 2013

Grandma's on the fence

when someone doesn't finish their sentence and leaves you guessing.

-"oh did I tell you about.. never mind I shouldn't say.."
- "Grandma's on the fence here bro just say it."

by itreallydoesnotmatterwhothisis October 20, 2025

Taking grandma to Applebees

A sexual position

"Man, last night I was Taking grandma to Applebees."

by BigThicBootyBusiness September 26, 2017