princess flu

The period or monthly menstrual cycle of a female. Aunt flo is in town for the week. That bitch is on the rag.

You dont want to come to my house this week my wife has the princess flu.

by Knot u December 13, 2018

Jameson Flu

When someone gets too drunk off of Jameson and has a hangover but claims their sick with some kind of flu. Clearly a lie to get out of working

Oh look, Chelsea’s using the Jameson flu excuse again

by Not shawston July 9, 2018

Mam-Flu

The polar opposite to Man Flu (where a man has a slight cold but believes he's dying and can't lift a finger). Mam-Flu describes a mother who is probably suffering with the worst possible flu strain you can get but has to, and does, crack on with everyday chores/work/kids.

I've got mam-flu, but I'll still see you at work after doing the laundry, dropping the kids at breakfast club, nipping past the supermarket and getting the car in for a service.

by kennypet July 11, 2018

Banks Flu

A sickness that makes your voice slightly deeper to the point where you sound like Faze Banks and you have to tell everyone about it. REPEATEDLY , often to annoy the Smole Kid.

Quinn: Oh boy, I think Aidan has the Banks Flu again...
Aidan: Guys I sound like Faze Banks
Quinn: *tries to say anything*
Aidan: GUYS I SOUND LIKE FAZE BANKS!!!!

by Lil Smole August 29, 2018

Banks Flu

A cold that makes your voice slightly deeper to the point where you sound like Faze Banks, and you feel the need to tell people repeatedly

(Note: this is very annoying to a Smole Kid

Aidan : guys I sound like Faze Banks.
Quinn: that’s cool, but have you heard that new Lil Pump Album....
Aidan: GUYS I SOUND LIKE FAZE BANKS!!!!!!
Quinn: oh God he’s got the Banks Flu

by Lil Smole August 31, 2018

New York Flu Like Symptoms

Fever* or feeling feverish/chills.
Cough.
Sore throat.
Runny or stuffy nose.
Muscle or body aches.
Headaches.
Fatigue (tiredness)
Some people may have vomiting and diarrhea, though this is more common in children than adults.

While sometimes described as "New York Flu Like Symptoms" it's also described as:

Derby Drudge
Hong Kong Cough
San Fran Scam
Natomas Nap
Ventura Dysteria

Vaginal Myalgia

All of these conditions have one thing in common. Proximity to John "Youngie" Young.

AKA: Midget porn expert
Tax avoidance expert
Analogies disguised as metaphors expert

Chainsaw repair expert
Train spotting expert (not the kettles, he doesn't "Fancy" those)
Navy Seal Expert
Derby Tourist Guide (gay bar) expert
etc, etc, etc,

While English, he speaks like a yank and has lost his accent. Soft as grease, a public school boy.

Sits too far back on his seat, can't get his knee down, doesn't warm his tires (tyres), buys crap tires, worlds best absentee Dad.

Stay away, his chronic vaginal myalgia (pain of his lady parts) will fill you with dread, wearing you down until you feel like you were hit by a subway.

I hung out with Youngie last night and I feel like crap. - Oh Dude, you got New York Flu Like Symptoms

by Master Chief Shite July 9, 2019

Flu

The flu is the hurtful and shity but effective way to get out of going to school

mom:wake up we are going to school
kid:i have the flu and feel like absolute shit help me
mom: you’ll be fine

by JohnnyBlu3 November 25, 2019