king father hater

father haters are a select breed of goths who share a common wardrobe of black, piercings, and bondage-wear, as well as a shared hatred of their father (read: either dear old dad, or rather, our father who art in heaven... the king, an individual who lives in north central PA is the greatest of all the father haters, thusly he is King.

KFH enjoys wrecking trains, playing video games, and destroying families.

"Man, Brent looks really sad today..."
"Well, duh... it's father's day and he's King Father Hater"

by a teammmmm January 21, 2008

gayvid james(lis' father)

billy goat, strikes upon sight

eats clothing when found laying around unsupervised

prefers cotton,
seen very seldom, this creature will peak its head out of the door of the bathroom and u can see it for a second or 3. so if u can, see if u can can catch a quick glimpse of it..

watch out when these are at ur house, they will strike without warning..

by Anonymous February 7, 2003

fatherless behaviour

A phrase usually used by a Incel or virgin to describe any behaviour in public spaces lacking shame in sex or sexuality.

did you see her shoulder showing In class today??? fatherless behaviour.

by A p Named Slickback May 5, 2022

Absent Father

Prominent figure in an African American home

The truth about Jamal is he had an Absent Father

by Niggy Azalea July 16, 2019

fathead

n.,
1.) A large, mammalian creature usually referred to by the name of "Weber." Also known as "Webz0r," "big head," or "goober-melon."

2.)n. Slang
A stupid person

3.)n. (a) The blueback salmon of the North Pacific; -- called also nerka. See Blueback (b) . (b) The rosefish. (c) A large California labroid food fish (Trochocopus pulcher); -- called also fathead. (d) The red bass, red drum, or drumfish.

4.)n : a stupid fool syn: goof, jackass, goose, cuckoo, zany, ubergeek, webz0r-extremeo, teh ghey, H@x0r, CS-M@$t0r

Beware Weber's fathead. He may eat your children. Despite his fathead, we love him.

by WhoDunThis January 21, 2004

willing father

A small group of wierd guys that actually want a kid as opposed to being to forced to have one by a bitch.

John just didn't want to fuck but actually wanted the time and money wasting responsibility of having a smelly kid to raise.

by Dr. Uncle Fucker Crapper John M.D. July 26, 2003

Reverend Father

In the Catholic Church, you are supposed to call the Priest "Father" even though he most certainly is NOT a father since he is required to be celibate.

Do you have any NATURAL children, Reverend Father?

Of course not! Why would you wonder that?

by Noel Manson January 18, 2007