Fanking

To have a fanny wank

I'm off for a fank...

I had a good fanking session last night

by Tellebopper August 17, 2007

Fanking

Fucking and spanking at the same time. Visual description: Reverse cowgirl while being spanked is an option but variety is allowed as well

Kerianne could use a good fanking
I totally fanked him the other night. It was epic

by fankmaster5000 February 14, 2012

Farking

The physical sound and act of actually barking. Can be referred to as fake barking because When your fur-member barks at someone that is at the door. However, upon getting up and going to the door you then realize that you just got played because no one is at the door.

Dude, why are you farking at the door no one is even there!
I swear if you dont stop farking I'm putting you In the kennel.

by Chow Chow Consultant March 17, 2020

farkinlot

when you pull up in the food lion parking lot and have to take a shit

Man, I pulled up in the farkinlot and couldn’t even grab a cart. I had to run straight to the bathroom.

by Mavis Magillacutty October 17, 2020

Farking

Rubbing thy anus in circular motions till you have to fart.

I was farking earlier and then i had to shit.

by Z0AR0 June 5, 2024

farzin galloway

this guy in my biology class he sits next to this fat chick hes prety cool but calls me an asshole all the time but its good times.

dont be such a farzin!

by SPG October 20, 2003

farknut

Idiot. Someone who doesn't do things promptly.

Voltronforce is a lazy farknut.

by WrightMax July 24, 2008