Flight Engineer 

Shut the fuck up you stupid idiot "babysit pilots" "do not carry enough automation" "read the newspaper during the entire route of flight."

What the fuck are you fucking talking about?! before you start a fucking rant on somthing you know jack shit about maybe you should do a little research on your topic. Automation sucks and can lead to inadvertant mistakes. Oh and by the way the process of flying while in the cruise stage of flight is not simple you jackass

The flight engineer is as much a part of the cockpit crew as the pilot in command and the first officer. He/she is a valuble member of the crew and participates activley in crew resource managment...

Flight Engineer by Mr Covasi October 15, 2004

Clém Entine 

girnger, cute, loves nutella and badass girl. Still not match for the real badass.

Clém Entine is a badass

Clém Entine by gigi07 September 20, 2012

rotary engine 

Contrary to popular belief, it was not "thought of by Felix Wankel when he was 17". It was developed in the late 1800's before his birth (in 1902).

Used mainly in aircraft, it essentially is a conventional piston-driven internal combustion engine, with the pistons set radially around the center crankshaft. The difference is that the whole engine block rotates around the crankshaft, rather than the pistons turning the crankshaft.
The pistonless rotary engine, as produced by Mazda, was initially designed by Felix Wankel as others describe, yes, but putting his name on all rotary engines is like saying that all watermelons are seedless.

You should do some ACTUAL research before claiming you know about the rotary engine.

rotary engine by Epsilon Rho Tau Omega March 23, 2010

Cleveland Steam Engine Mini 

When one farts in their partner's mouth, and then the other person immediately takes a dump on top of the midget they are sitting on

when i farted in daves mouth, he dumped on the midget we were sitting on since he can't control the movements of his gaping asshole

Cleveland Steam Engine Mini by Dave Klein September 7, 2005

crappy ending 

The opposite of a happy ending when getting a massage. When you are so relaxed that you shit yourself during the massage.

Dana: Dude, I just had a great massage just now but I need to tip the masseuse big.

Eric: Why, happy ending?

Dana: Nope. Actually, it was the polar opposite. I was so relaxed I shat myself at minute 45.

Eric: Oh dude, crappy ending...

crappy ending by the comand'r October 27, 2014

Engineering Casanova 

A person who is amorously or gallantly attentive to all things engineering.

Paul Jehlen jr. is an Engineering Casanova.

Engineering Casanova by Osoleve January 27, 2010

Rectum Engineer 

A faggot may be referred to as a Rectum Engineer.

"Dude, that guys a real faggot."

"Yeah, a real Rectum Engineer."

Rectum Engineer by MetalliChris January 30, 2007