eating contest

An event held predominantly in the united states, yet the 300lbs americans all get beaten by a 130lb Japanese person.

I watched something called the 'glutton bowl' on TV soem years back and laughed as the announcers kept claiming they the competitiors were not guys they picked up off the street, but actually professional eaters.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 6, 2004

Parrot eating

Parrot eating occurs after murdering someone... it is a term from the pagemaster It refers to the contex "Kill him and eat his parrot," if you add this onto the end of a threat it becomes either more servere or more jokingly.

"Lets kill him and eat his parrot!" says one pirate to another as he stabs the man in question through the chest.

"OHHH Dani is gonna kill you, she is gonna kill you and eat your parrot!" says Julia to Maddie after hearing Maddie tell Kathleen Dani's secret.

by Jewelia December 13, 2004

eat the biscut

like a jerk circle, but with a buiscut, cookie, doughnut, ect. in the middle. the object is not to be the last one to hit the object with your jiz or you have to eat the object.

"damn i feel so sorry for ted, he lost twice in a row"

by dainbramage February 26, 2004

Big Eats

What you call the vag of a lesbian who:

a) has been around
b) is fat
or
c) all of the above

My ex's new gf has big eats.

by KaseyKilla August 26, 2009

beat and eat

The act of jerking off and eating your cum.

I just watched some hot porn and did a beat and eat.

by Jason33 April 28, 2006

eating out

eating out is when a guy (in my case a girl) licks and sucks out the cunt in a girl. it is very fun and exciting. the key is to make your girlfriend happy with pleasure. try fingering her with however many fingers she can take. also rub the tip of her pussy to make her scream with pleasure. if she has a lack of cunt to come out then you might not be giving her what she desires.

sorry, i cant come, im gonna be eating out dana later on tonite.

by theperson udntwannatlktew May 22, 2010

eating out

when you you suck and lick and taste a girls pussy

Kate is so good at eating out. me and her last night licked each other all night

by ashleey May 18, 2008