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a.s.s.e

Attempting sucide soon!!:3

Commonly seen on Discord profiles, let people know you're dead soon without really letting them know๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‰
"Ah Kio isn't online. What's that in her bio?"

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Kio

"a.s.s.e"

"What even is a.s.s.e"
Kio: attempting suicide soon.
"Ah ty. Hey aren't you supposed to be dead then?"
*Dead*
"Shi guess she's dead already"๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€
by .-- .--. -..-. . ... ... February 25, 2024
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A.L.I.C.E.

ALICE is more than a name it's an acronym. In terms of love/romance it means All Love I Can't Explain.
A.L.I.C.E. is actually also a great singer. She has all good song and there's none that I hate. She's amazing.
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E.A.E. e ave e-ass E.A.D.C E A F D e-affectionate e-athlete E & A e-age e_a

The C.a.y.d.e.n Theory

This was a series of tests involving a person who had a addiction to terraria.

Some of the studies involved people trying to beat his hours in terraria. At first the people aiming to pass the hours were fine, until they started feeling itchy. After the itch they started to cough often and soon after they said they "felt like someone is watching me." At this point most people stopped, if they didn't they experienced worse symptoms, if they persisted after this, they would loose the ability to breathe. There is almost no way to save someone after this happens.
Giovany kablamy: "dam dude stop playing terraria so fucking much ever heard of The C.a.y.d.e.n Theory
by Dr terraria August 19, 2021
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G.O.A.T.T.B.T.E.W.

When it comes to hero shooters, Team Fortress 2 is G.O.A.T.T.B.T.E.W.
by camo_man July 20, 2024
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G.O.A.T.T.B.T.E.W.

When it comes to hero shooters, Team Fortress 2 is the G.O.A.T.T.B.T.E.W.
by camo_man July 20, 2024
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R(etroactively) A(mended) P(urchase) E(xperience)

A retroactively amended purchase experience is when a company changes the terms of the sale, after the sale. Companies can do this nowadays because most of us use cloud software, otherwise known as SaaS, Software as a Service. Since we have to connect to someone else's computer to USE our software, they have the ability to deny us access to this software without accepting new terms, that they can change on us at any given time. Since consumer protection in the United States is a joke, they face no consequences for doing so.

An example of this can be found with Adobe when they changed the terms of the sale to include terms allowing them to look through your content.

Or when Adobe took software you paid for, and disallowed you from activating it. perpetual licenses are not perpetual licenses as long as you must connect to someone else's computer to use what you paid for.
I really liked my $400 baby monitor, but now I have to pay extra for features it came with because the company did a R(etroactively) A(mended) P(urchase) E(xperience). I feel RAPEd!
by Louis Rossmann August 19, 2024
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R(etroactively) A(mended) P(urchase) E(xperience)

A retroactively amended purchase experience is when a company changes the terms of the sale, after the sale. Companies can do this nowadays because most of us use cloud software, otherwise known as SaaS, Software as a Service. Since we have to connect to someone else's computer to USE our software, they have the ability to deny us access to this software without accepting new terms, that they can change on us at any given time. Since consumer protection in the United States is a joke, they face no consequences for doing so.

An example of this can be found with Adobe, when they changed the terms of the sale to include terms allowing them to look through your content.

Or when Adobe took software you paid for, and disallowed you from activating it, perpetual licenses are not perpetual licenses as long as you must connect to someone else's computer to use what you paid for.
I really liked my $400 baby monitor, but now I have to pay extra for features it came with because the company did a R(etroactively) A(mended) P(urchase) E(xperience)
by Louis Rossmann August 19, 2024
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