A legendary, mythical creature that hath no mercy upon lesser legends, such as nessie, gnomes, leprechauns, and santa. A cunt dragon is a figurative expression used for when a women is PMSing or is in bitchmode, and expresses her inner anger through her vagina. A cunt dragon is the epitome of bitchiness, which leds to bad sex, or worse, no sex at all. Essentially when the cunt dragon is out, you better hide, because hell hath no fury like an enraged cunt dragon. Alternatively, the expression is used similarly to "dousche-bag."
Jack: "Angela is being a major bitch tonight man, I have a feeling its going to be a rough night."
Jim: "Dude, no way you are getting any poon tonight, the cunt dragon is out tonight!
Alternatively: "Dude you are such a cunt dragon!"
Jim: "Dude, no way you are getting any poon tonight, the cunt dragon is out tonight!
Alternatively: "Dude you are such a cunt dragon!"
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She laughed so hard it came out her nose and sprayed all over him. The Laughing Dragon
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