Douchebagen

-"German for 'Douche bag"
It is the most intense version of 'douche bag' thus can only be used by its creators and those familiar with them.(ie: If Jimmmy is in the back seat of a car can't hear conversation in the front seat so Bia turns the radio up)

"hey, what'd you guys say?" ::radio goes up::
"you're a douchebagen" (:
-"hey, can you guys hear me?...fuck you guys!"
haha, Melissa, and Bridget,
you know I love you guys

by Jimmmy & Bia April 1, 2008

Douchebag

Annoying people who have past the rank ass, asshole, and jerk. But are not yet fuckers or motherfuckers. Possible at the rank of bitch or BYEOTCH.

No, not Beverly Hills 90210. They are not bad people.

REAL EXAMPLE:
Person 1:...
Person 2: Why aren't you talking?!
Person 1: BECAUSE YOU'RE A DOUCHEBAG!

by AMERICAN IDIOTTTT July 5, 2010

douchebag

Someone who has surpassed the levels of jerk and asshole, however not yet reached fucker or motherfucker but is still capable. Not to be confuzed with douche. Commonly has the name "Mike Le." Tends to be and instigator but can't do shit.

He talks shit but can't back it up, he must be a douchebag.

by coolk1234 September 6, 2010

Douchebag Senior

Seniors in highschool who go hard on the motherf*cking paint in their favorite class, Gym. They are loud, extremely obnoxious and have little or no actual athletic talent.

Freshman: Those douchebag seniors playing man, every time someone scores its just five more minutes of shouting before we can start playing again.

Freshman 2: Yeah, it sucks, they're such douches but we're gonna be like that in 3 years....

by DOOSHOCRACY November 15, 2011

douchebag

A complete and total waste of space, oxygen and life.

Rick Santorum is a douchebag.

by vwboy1026 May 17, 2012

Douchebag

A person commonly found around the ages of 12-17 that is a horny, selfish person that doesn't care about anything except sex and their ego. Most douchebags are also conformists as well and listen to a lot of rap and hip hop. They tend to usually have girlfriends but unlike a normal human, they commonly show their girlfriend off. Other common words used and have the same meaning of douchebag are fag-bag, fagot, scumbag, ass hole, ass wipe, dickhead, and dick.

Douchebag: "Hey dude check out my hot new girlfriend!" *Grabs her ass for a brief moment and gives her a quick kiss*

Normal Person: "Uhmm thats nice... I have to go I have a meeting in half an hour."

Douchebag: "Ha yeah whatever i'm going to work out, later nerd."
*As his girlfriend walks away he whispers a quick thing into the normal persons ear.."

Douchebag: "I totally bought a pack of XXXtra large condoms and i'm get laid tonight! Haha!!!"

by Trjx May 12, 2014

Douchebag

The ever so helpless, obnoxious, and autistic Russian Nimby, Cock Sucking Bitch Boy, formerly from St. Petersburg and now, oh so inconveniently living in Columbia, MO ruining everyone's well-being, safety, and health. This is due to his incompetent sense of using cool and dangerous toys, a big-ass truck, and the liquid motivation of Fireball Whiskey and other various forms of alcohol, accompanied by his wild Russian dumbass nature and a bit (LOT) rough and rowdy decisions.

[e-mail]

[e-mail] ==> Douchebag 100%

by Konstantin's mom. May 6, 2014