That stuff in between your toes when you take off your socks after a long day. May be all over your feet if wearing black socks.
by Poe-Tay-Toe October 8, 2012
Get the sock cummug. by Pitagnaileous March 11, 2019
Get the Cum snapmug. You sit on the toilet to jack off, but you begin to cum uncontrollably. After ten spurts you start to worry. Your hand is sticky and it reeks of semen. You desperately shove your dick into a wad of toilet paper, but that only makes your balls hurt. The cum accelerates. It's been three minutes. You can't stop cumming. Your bathroom floor is covered in a thin layer of baby fluid. You try to cum into the shower drain but it builds up too fast. You try the toilet. The cum is too thick to be flushed. You lock the bathroom door to prevent the cum from escaping. The air grows hot and humid from the cum. The cum accelerates. You slip and fall in your sperm. The cum is now six inches deep, almost as long as your still-erect semen hose. Sprawled on your back, you begin to cum all over the ceiling.
Globs of the infinite cum begin to fall like raindrops, giving you a facial with your cum. The cum accelerates. You struggle to stand as the force of the cum begins to propel you back as if you were on a bukkake-themed slip-and-slide. Still on your knees, the cum is now at chin height. To avoid drowning you open the bathroom door. The deluge of man juice reminds you of the Great Molasses Flood of 1919, Only with cum instead of molasses. The cum accelerates. It's been two hours. Your children and wife scream in terror as their bodies are engulfed by the snow-white sludge. Your youngest child goes under, with viscous bubbles and muffled cries rising from the goop. You plead to God to end your suffering. The cum accelerates. You squeeze your dick to stop the cum, but it begins to leak out of your asshole instead. You let go. The force of the cum tears your urethra open, leaving only a gaping hole in your crotch that spews semen. Your body picks up speed as it slides backward along the cum...
by r/askurbandictionary February 18, 2022
Get the Infinite cummug. The sexual act of having unprotected sex and filling your partner with sperm. Similar but classier than a cum dumpster.
by Mrdusty sac August 27, 2017
Get the cum silomug. A piccalilli flavoured juice, expelled from a camels testicles when sufficiently aroused, often drizzled on plates as a decorative jus in posh restaurants.
by SamosaDip August 10, 2017
Get the camel cummug. You play a full game of chess while masturbating, if you cum before the match has ended you auto resign. Unless you manage to knock over the enemy king with your ejaculate. The person that loses the match has drink the winners cum and will not be allowed to finish / cum.
Yesterday I played cum chess with your dad, it was pretty fun.
Did you hear about John he had to drink Nick's cum after losing a game of chess.
AAAhhueeem I got blue balled after losing chess yesterday.
Did you hear about John he had to drink Nick's cum after losing a game of chess.
AAAhhueeem I got blue balled after losing chess yesterday.
by ChessConnoisseur January 10, 2021
Get the Cum chessmug. I rented a great porn dvd and the cover box had great graphics on it including the title written in a milky 'cum font'.
by LC Stanford January 13, 2010
Get the Cum Fontmug.