The Crystal Ball

A move in sexual intercourse in which the bottom is mounted from behind whilst the top shaves their head bald. Upon reaching optimal shininess of the scalp and being ready to finish, the top pulls out and ejaculates all over the freshly shaven dome of the bottom. This eruption is followed promptly by the top rubbing the semen into the skull, closing their eyes, and telling a fortune.

Dude, my new girl is really into astrology, so I hit her with the Crystal Ball last night.

by michaeldvca June 8, 2023

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Crystal court

When you cook meth and then go to court because of it.

Why did you go to jail?
Crystal court…

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 12, 2023

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Crystal

A kind, loving person who has a big heart and is willing to forgive you for your mistakes . If you have Crystal in your life hold on to her tight and cherish the love she gives you, you will regret it and wish that you could go back and fix things.

Crystal, she is the love of my life.

by supercalafragestic June 1, 2024

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crystal

the baddest bitch yet known touch foot on this earth. Crystal is the most perfect girl in the world face card check, body teaaaa, bbl bblinggg she zont play. She is the biggest troll and will clown you and your mom again clock it. Make sure to do your homework on crystal thankyouuu clock it

ohhhh myyy goshhh crystal is the baddest bestest beautiest girl ever you can’t replace crystal CLOCK ITTTT

by unknownkisskiss June 16, 2024

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Cum crystal

Cum inside of a girl that gets hardened and then either drops on you as she’s riding your dick. Or will cut your penis while fucking her.

I have a cut on my dick because she didn’t clean herself up after her last fuck!

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I’m sorry but I just dropped a cum crystal in your belly button.

by DeetleBug August 10, 2024

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