pumpkin crotch

Pumpkin crotch is a dirty oder, and infectious disease that a woman will catch when she sleeps around with numerous men, we like to call them "Hoe Happy Jackie's" often has a Russian boyfriend that she uses and then has sex with other men for financial reasons. Anyone that sleeps with a pumpkin crotch is also surely to catch the disease, so beware and be safe kids.

Hey Vitali how does it feel that Jackie gave you pumpkin crotch, from sleeping around with numerous men?

by Rotten Sack Of Potatoes March 2, 2008

camel crotch

Another name for "camel Toe" When a females pants are too tight causing her pussy lips to show right through, resembling a camels toe.

Jim: Yo, Sara's got mad camel crotch today! Looks like she buy them pants in the 80's!
Yaw: I know her pootie looks edible!

by Moonie October 24, 2003

Crotch Rocket

When a male proceeds to show his love and affection for a females body through an erectile penis and or popping a chub.

Dude, last night me and that girl from the party were making out, and i popped a Crotch Rocket

by Anthony P (stud muffin) Baker July 4, 2010

crotch buddy

A fellow male who is concerned with the safety of his buddy's scrotum.

Remind your buddy publicly that he is your "crotch buddy." Remind him in front of girls.

The crotch buddy protected him by deflecting the golf ball aimed at his scrotum.

by flying10 December 21, 2007

crotch rock

A brand of music that is marked by the mental image of, as you listen and close your eyes, you can see the lead singer clutching his crotch through a pair of shiny leather pants to make his voice sound more like he is oraly farting than singing. Other signs: guitarists who frequent the pelvic thrust and power stance, drummers who play enormous drum sets and spin their sticks while playing

"Dude, have you heard the new albums from Nickelback and Creed?"
"Uh, no, I would rather pour bleach in my eyes than listen to crotch rock."

by poop geyser January 16, 2009

Crotch surfing

A sport where you go and rub your butts against or "surf" random crotches, on a crowded bus or train. This is a variation of crotch catching, but for people who are shy to use their hands or for people with big asses which makes not playing crotch surfing impossible.

Brenda upon entering the subway: "Hey ya'll. Surfs up! Time to surf some crotches"

Shaniqua: "Because of my gigantic ass, I'm crotch surfing even when I'm not playing. I can ride 6-7 waves at a time. What can I say, I'm a pro."

Eric: "Guys, I severed my hands playing crotch catching. Now I can only crotch surf"

by crotchsurfer August 15, 2010

dusty crotch

An old lady you don't like, or one that is a total bitch. A sand-papery vagina!

That lady has a dusty crotch. She is a dusty old crotch

by pornprincess237 May 26, 2009