5 Second Cook

Someone who always makes microwaveable food, such as tv dinners and microwaveable pizzas, and considers it "excellent quality food". Can also be known as a 5 second chef.

For dinner tonight, my dad "made" us "quality" spaghetti, which was really just Stouffers. He's such a 5 second cook.

by TehKingz August 7, 2010

White Woman Cooking

A word that can be used to describe food that has no seasoning or just tastes generally awful.

Person 1: what is that
Person 2: White Woman Cooking
Person 1: Eww

by Deacon St.John March 24, 2023

let him cook

Let him be; Let him do his thing

Guy 1: Look at this retard on twitter!

Guy 2: Let him cook.

by toxically December 31, 2022

Cooked-Her-Steak

to have rough sex with a woman.

- I went to my girlfriends house and Cooked-Her-Steak
- I stuck my meat in my wife's oven and Cooked-Her-Steak

by AK47488 July 26, 2012

Dj Cook fan

A kid (squeaker) or teen who likes to play fortnite or roblox.

imagine being a Dj Cook fan

by Googer Kid January 4, 2021

Cooking Fish in A Toaster

When something smells so bad that you say they must be cooking fish in a toaster

OMG that smells like their Cooking Fish in A Toaster Phooey!

by Seagulls Of Satan September 28, 2008

let him cook

When you allow a friend to rizz up someone

Benji: Yo there's sihle
Paris :boy, its ur time to shine

*Benji walks to Sihle*
Paris: yoooo, let him cook

by xanxanxan April 10, 2023