commando fudge

To shit ones pants whilst not wearing underwear. A shitty situation to say the least...

Greg Smith: "Aww dude I think I just shit myself, and I was going commando!"

Friend: "sounds like another case of commando Fudge"

by G smith January 6, 2014

commando banana

when a curved erection peeks out of his speedos

he's sporting quite the commando banana in those swim trunks.

by bob spawn July 7, 2016

Commando Dick

When your dick gets tactical nearby pussies, A very common thing, Similar to other dick tactics but silent

Bob: Sam, I went commando dick on this lady
Sam: Oh damn, I think she didn't know where it came from

by Sanitito January 1, 2017

colander dick

Colander dick is where the foreskin sticks in such a way to create multiple escape routes for urine, upon taking a piss. This commonly occurs in the early hours of the day, during the morning toilet ritual. The result is a miss fire where neither stream hits the intended target of the bowl. Due to the absence of for-thought at such a time in the morning the colander dick is rarely corrected.

1) Caught out by Colander dick again this morning! i pissed everywhere except the toilet...
2) sorry honey, iIhad the choice of peeing half on the floor and half in the bowl or on both sides of the seat, because of colander dick!

by disaster class June 12, 2016

Commoner lighter

You take a lighter you own (preferably with the least amount of fluid) and write "commoner lighter" on it. This is for the bums who always steal your lighters when they 'borrow' it and never return it. Problem solved.

"Dude can I use your lighter"

"Nah fam you stole it last time. Here, take the commoner lighter."

by Seweewee June 18, 2016

commandoholic

Someone who becomes addicted to not wearing underwear

Wow, Katie hasn't worn underwear in a week, shes become a commandoholic!

by laugh...out...loud February 1, 2017

Command and Conquer

Move 1: Sign waiver.

Move 2: A man inserts his penis into a woman's rectum.

Move 3: Insert entire hand into vagina

Move 4: Find and grab lower intestine of consensual partner

Move 5: Using lower intestine of said partner, begin to masturbate until climax and ka-pow!

Move 6: Provide Tylenol and kleenex.

After she signed the waiver, we began command and Conquer.

by Dogcatchersmyrna July 2, 2018