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Person 1: Do you have a firm belief in condomism?
Person 2: Yes I do believe in condomism, i think that is the efficient way to commit adultery.
Person 2: Yes I do believe in condomism, i think that is the efficient way to commit adultery.
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It was made for bitches who only wants pleasure and commit adultery instead of bringing a beautiful creature into this world
It was made for bitches who only wants pleasure and commit adultery instead of bringing a beautiful creature into this world
A: Hey dude,,, My wife says she wants to have sex
B: Dude that's great. that means you're not gonna die a virgin and have a child!
A: Yeah but.. She said she wants a condom
B: Well,, You wont have to take care of a child though, right?
A: I always wanted a child for fucks sake, I'm not those retarded men in porn videos
B: but they don't use condo-
A: BUT SHE WANTS A CONDOM, SHUT THE FUCK UP.
B: Dude that's great. that means you're not gonna die a virgin and have a child!
A: Yeah but.. She said she wants a condom
B: Well,, You wont have to take care of a child though, right?
A: I always wanted a child for fucks sake, I'm not those retarded men in porn videos
B: but they don't use condo-
A: BUT SHE WANTS A CONDOM, SHUT THE FUCK UP.
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Example 1:
Friend #1: Hey, you better make sure you're wearing a cyber condom when you go on that website!
Friend #2: Yeah, you better listen to him, last time I went there I had tons of pop-ups that covered my computer.
Example 2:
Friend #1: Hey go download that song for me, but make sure you have a cyber condom on, I wouldn't want you to get cyber herpes, aka a virus.
Friend #1: Hey, you better make sure you're wearing a cyber condom when you go on that website!
Friend #2: Yeah, you better listen to him, last time I went there I had tons of pop-ups that covered my computer.
Example 2:
Friend #1: Hey go download that song for me, but make sure you have a cyber condom on, I wouldn't want you to get cyber herpes, aka a virus.
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