classic asshole edward

-rude
-rush people
-no respect for boundaries
-cheater

"Bro my girl just cheated on me"
"Shes a classic asshole edward"

by z0mb1fl3d September 30, 2023

Just Classic

Just Classic

Just Classic

by sequ December 16, 2022

Hunter ross classic

When hunter ross from drumlin heights violently shits in your bed sheets then wraps it up like a present and puts it in the washing machine with all of the white clothes.

He just did the Hunter classic to me, what a legend. The hunter classic is when you shit in your bed sheets then wraps it up like a present and puts it in the washing machine with all of the white clothes. Hunter ross classic.

by Hunterisepic February 5, 2022

Colburn classic

Term for when throw up on your shlong and have your other succ it off during a bj

Aye baby wanna try my Colburn classic.

by Asura1223 May 1, 2017

Classic Brandi

A ‘Classic Brandi’ is the act of presenting info as fact, only to very quickly realize those facts are false.

Shawn’s belief that the Game of Thones finale was this weekend was a ‘Classic Brandi.’

by BellaBee210 May 14, 2019

MTV Classic

MTV but better. (they still play music, and it's all the time too)

Person 1: "What the hell is MTV Classic?"
Person 2: "I don't know, but it's good as hell!"

by novaeas August 9, 2025

Simmons Classic

When you poop on someone’s chest and rub it around like you’re cleaning a table

Her chest was dirty so I gave her a simmons classic

by Anelly221 January 10, 2022