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by Charcoal762 March 13, 2025

Chromebook

𝗧𝗲𝗰𝗵ie 𝗱𝗲𝗳𝗶𝗻𝗶𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻: A type of laptop that runs on ChromeOS and relies on cloud-based applications and storage (note: non-school ones have the option to run Android apps and games on it). Due to this, most Chromebooks have underpowered specs, and they are usually built on the lighter and sleeker side. Though surprisingly, there are chromebooks that have beefy specs and can cost up to $1200; believe it or not there are quite a few people who are in the market for it.

𝗦𝘁𝘂𝗱𝗲𝗻𝘁'𝘀 𝗱𝗲𝗳𝗶𝗻𝗶𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻: The bane of every middle/high schooler's existences. The fact that you can only browse the web and use google docs makes it a perfect laptop for teachers to impose on students. Chromebooks are quite a recent thing actually, it wasn't until around 2015 that more schools started transitioning towards it. Thankfully that was the last year for me in high school so I only had to endure one year of it. But at the same time, as a tech lover I did appreciate how portable it was and minimal idea of it.

Friend A: So I just bought a Chromebook....
Friend B: Well what are you waiting for?! Format that shit and install Arch Linux instead!

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian April 20, 2025

Chromebook

Piece of shit computer that is somehow slower than my Macintosh II from 1987. Takes forever to load my assignments, then the school puts spyware on it that also slows it down. They lock down your account so you can’t make it any faster. Finally, they rob you of your storage space. Google must have some kind of deal to sell these piece of crap computers to the schools.

David: Why the fuck are my assignments not loading.

Lily: Probably because this thing is slow as shit.
David: *Throws Chromebook across the room*

by JannRickles February 2, 2026

Chromebook Cake

The act of taking a shit on a Chromebook and spreading it around like frosting on the top.

Hello jake, me and jack are going to go make Chromebook cakes.

by Giovanni Enzorato March 4, 2026

Chromebook Challenge

Dumb TikTok Challenge wear students take out bunch of lead and then stick it in the USB port which cause a short circuit or fire.

Student 1: Wanna record me doing the Chromebook Challenge?
Student 2: Okay!

by Random type shi June 13, 2025

Chromeshark

An individual infatuated with clankers. They are attracted to, in a relationship with, or are sexually aroused by AI and other technology.

Ryan is in love with his AI clanker girlfriend. What a fucking chromeshark.

by CH4Dv2Chaddington August 23, 2025

Chromebooks

Any shitty laptop used in a school or education setting, does not need to run ChromeOS, just needs to have specs horrible enough that you can’t run more than two tabs on Google and watch YouTube videos at more than 360p. Beautifully paired with a shit wifi connection.

I fucking hate these Chromebooks I can’t even use ChatGPT on them, FUCK!!

by fuckchromebooks September 10, 2025