Buestiny's Child

When you spend all day eating nothing but Kinder Bueno products, and you take a large dump.

"I've just done the largest Buestiny's Child"

by ChildishGambueno April 17, 2019

Flower child

A child who loves nature, and all it has to offer

She is such a flower child

by I use heriods on the daily November 30, 2019

Ghost child

When the child is hardly noticed or heard

Ghost child:hey can we go to the movies?
Mother:
Other child: hey mom can we go to the movies?
Mother: sure!
Ghost child: 🙄

by L.M.T.L December 15, 2019

Child stomach

Usually a secret component in kids stomach that can hold sweets, desserts etc.

C:Man in full
M:Its time fór dessert tho
C: *CHILD STOMACH enters the chat*

by TomaskOwO August 16, 2019

accoustic child

A really fucking slow kid who has adhd, and autism. A new innovative way of calling people dumbasses

Shut the fuck up Susan you accoustic child

by KillMeIHateAllYouFucktards January 8, 2018

child nest

A type of day care in which the children are treated like little birds in a nest.

I sent my son to the child nest as he needed extra love and attention

by Childnest_101 May 2, 2018

child Frankenstein

A small child,especially a toddler or preschooler,whose pastime is crazy fantasies and games of make believe,hence the term. Such little ones may seem like parodies of the mad scientist by the name.

3-year-old Patrick is quite the child Frankenstein, the way he likes to pretend he's the creator and master of the capital H invention. Sometimes he really goes too far in his fantasies; in fact,this child Frankenstein even claims he wants to be a mad scientist when he grows up.

by JMC70 October 7, 2017