I'll be in your care

you're about to get ntr'd, gg

Totally not suspicious guy with no face: I'll be in your care! Haha! (Talking to your girl)

You, with brain cells: Man, fuck yo momma.

by CoolCoonClan January 13, 2024

No one cares

A psychological reaction to when a known individual repteadly boats about how great their life is on Instagram.

Look at my brand new shoes with my hottest girlfriend with all this cash.
No one cares.

by PseudonymsAreGay May 8, 2024

Hellstrom: "You Appear Just Like Me." Cthulhu: "I Do Not Care."

Hellstrom: "You Appear Just Like Me." Cthulhu: "I Do Not Care."

Hellstrom: "You Appear Just Like Me." Cthulhu: "I Do Not Care."

by BicicletaRusa April 13, 2025

Cares

short for "who cares"

p1: your parents could get mad if they find out!
p2: cares.

by ohokaynvm76 January 11, 2022

Careful with that axe Eugene!

1. A slang way of telling someone to calm down, akin to 'cool your jets'

2. A song by Pink Floyd

3. What you say to your homie Eugene when he's going around swinging an axe like a maniac

Roger: Careful with that axe Eugene!
Eugene: *is not careful with the axe
Roger: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

by BaklavaMcFunny February 29, 2024

NO ONE CARES

STFU, no one cares what your name means.

Everyone posted their definition online but no one cares.

by QLTY November 23, 2021

care?

Sarcastic word meaning "I don't care."

Person 1: Dude, I have your address. Lol, I'm going to SWAT you.
Person 2: care?

by Wiktionarious July 12, 2021