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Merit Capitalism

Merit Capitalism:

Wealth and power to the most qualified and resourceful.
Merit Capitalism ensures that the best and most qualified people make the rules.
by anonymous July 15, 2025
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Stale Capital

undeployed cash or cash equivalents held for six months or more yielding returns less than the rate of inflation over the same period.
That company is driving themselves broke with all the stale capital sitting in their bank account.
by created by Kuda Nembaware October 28, 2025
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State CAPITALAKFRUBEILOWHITE

A Bemmimgfilm by lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior LBJAY MARCH 10th 19eightynine.
I invented and made and created state capitalakfrubeilowhite by lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior LBJAY MARCH 10th 19eightynine.
by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq December 3, 2025
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State capitalakfrucun

Black state capital a Bemmimgfilm by lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior LBJAY MARCH 10th 19eightynine.
I invented and made and created state capitalakfrucuns by lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior LBJAY MARCH 10th 19eightynine.
by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq December 7, 2025
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Great use of Capital Letters

When you are marking someone’s English you would say ‘Great use of capital letters!’ Instead of ‘great use of vocabulary!’
Good work George you used a great use of capital letters!
by RYeet2308 November 25, 2019
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urban dictionary late capitalist

When the volunteer editors at Urban Dictionary repeatedly decide not to publish your fantastical definition of a penis bra (similar to face bra), just because they sell those gaiters for their capitalistic gain.
You urban dictionary late capitalist, don't you realize that selling penis bras would more than redouble your sales?
by TX' Speedy July 9, 2020
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Storming the Crapitol

It’s just another normal peaceful bone sesh. However, something suddenly ticks you off and you get a raging boner. Now you’re mad, and you decide to go somewhere you shouldn’t (her buns). You have just stormed the crapitol, and jizztory will never be the same.
Big Easy: Yo bro, do you wanna hit the bowling alley? I’d really love to roll some balls with you tonight.

Tyrant: Can’t brother, I’m on house arrest all week.

Big Easy: What you do this time?..

Tyrant: I was with this tinder sloor and I got caught storming the Crapitol. Thought I was hot shit and could just bust down her barricade, but apparently that’s a federal crime.

Big Easy: I didn’t know that’s what that was called.. my wife better not read this because I’d be on house arrest the rest of my life.

Tyrant: We are some bad MFs... cheers bro!
by Stoney69 January 9, 2021
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