ripped boot

Another term for a vagina. Usually an unpleasant vagina AKA wizards sleeve.

I'm heading out tonight to find me some ripped boot.

That chick was a real skank she had a pussy that looked and smelt like a ripped boot.

by Chickenhouse January 20, 2014

Munky Boots

1. A spiritual and emotionally connected group of close friends.
2. A great tight sounding connected band.

1. 'You people really are the Munky Boots'

2. 'Your band really is the Munky Boots'

by Munky Boots September 3, 2013

boot over

It’s a slang way to say “bend over”

When you’re 4 and take a big shit, your grandma would say “boot over” so she could wipe your ass

by Grandma’s pot pie September 14, 2020

boots the monkey

a high motherfucker on a stupid show

person:who's a high motherfucker on a stupid show
boots the monkey:me

by jason wachenheim February 13, 2021

Boot it up

to go crazy and turn up

bruh let’s boot it up tonight

by baddest bitch in the game April 12, 2021

Boot Slapper

Soldiers must dig a 12" cat hole with their entrenching tool to defecate in the woods. When you drop a turd too long and hard for the cathole you dug for it, it inevitably topples sideways onto your boot.

Q: Did everything come out all right?
A: it was a real boot slapper

by all american 82 July 8, 2011

Poots in Boots

An affectionate albeit almost unimaginable nickname used by Vladimir Putin’s many lovers, due partly to his own fantasy of himself as Puss in Boots due to his lifelong use of trickery and deceit to gain power, as well as due to his endless obnoxious and uncontrollable farting which has always been a huge part of his seductive persona.

Oh my dearest Poots in Boots, won’t you just once take those miserable old jack boots off when we’re in bed together and what on earth is causing you to fart endlessly in that terrible manner?

by Dr Bunnygirl June 2, 2023