Blowjob Betty

A girls eye makeup that is runny, smeared or looking like a raccoon, after doing a non-sexual activity.

Him: Damn, did you just suck him off before you walked in?
Her: No I just woke up from a nap.

Him: okay, if you say so Blowjob Betty.

by @cajanpowder March 26, 2019

jimikki blowjob (JBJ)

The act of sucking off your man's cock whilst wearing a specific set of culturally significant Indian earrings.

''Guys, Amy wants to give Laz a jimikki blowjob (JBJ). Yes The full JBJ''

by Osce Balasubramaniam February 20, 2020

Sloppy blowjob

When you cum so much in her mouth you pass out in disbelief of how good it feels

Give me a sloppy blowjob, or I'll give you sloppy back shots

by BabyFleshlight12 December 21, 2020

oakland blowjob

a sexual act in which a man uses shortning or baking grease to masturbate or as lubracant during sexual intercourse, followed but putting his penis in an oven, "frying" his penis, and then recieves oral sex. Named after the city of Oakland due to the masses of the african american poeples notorious for eating fried goods, most notabley fried chicken

Dude, i got my girlfriend to give me an oakland blowjob lastnight, it felt good, but now my dick is fried!!!

by PolishBeast69 March 1, 2009

Double Barrel Blowjob

Type of blowjob where 2 dicks been put together so the woman can suck them as one.

She was too lazy to suck us separately so she sucked us Double Barrel Blowjob

by TreeMan5556 October 4, 2017

Steak and Blowjob Day

According to the holiday's official website (steakandbj.org), Valentine's Day is a holiday created by greeting card companies, and that day is devoted to women. To be fair, there should be a special day for men to enjoy what they like. What do men like? Steak and blowjobs.

If a man treats his woman special on Valentine's Day, then she will treat him special a month later on March 14. Since men don't want flowers or teddy bears, his special day consists of a steak and a blowjob.

Sally: Do you know what today is?

Harry: March 14. Steak and Blowjob Day.

Sally: Yes. Since you made me feel special on Valentine's Day, it is time to put your meat on my grill.

by Urban Guru March 14, 2015

π-time blowjob

A surprise blowjob that occurs at 3:14 am or pm.

I woke up last night to find Caroline giving me a π-time blowjob. It took me completely by surprise.

by Second Wind November 4, 2018