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Blonde bitch

This random ass dude that wears she’ll necklaces and plays baseball and wears hat backwards
by Peeepee slayer November 8, 2020
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blonde Sophie

best girl you'll ever meet she's a keeper lads
by thebestsophxo October 19, 2022
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National kiss a blonde day

12. of january is for kissing your blonde girlfriend or friend!!!.
by wowowow January 12, 2024
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Blonds

They are refurred to "bumb ass people". Because they are blond. Beware of them. You may be their next victim.
Yall are thinking the Illuminatis are dangerous? Then you are dumbdumb you little sheeple. The blonds are the REAL danger of the planet. They will... BLOND YOU.
"Arthur is blond. Beware of the blonds"
by cacahuete06 May 31, 2023
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blonde squad

A group of immensely sexy girls that all have a similarity of blonde hair. They are all amazing and tend to blind people with how beautiful they are. It's not easy being a part of blonde squad because people are always watching you, hoping to pick up or learn to be as amazing, sexy, perfect, as the blonde squad. Typically, blonde squad members are indefinitely gorgeous and can eat a bunch of food without putting on weight. On average, members eat 3 cookies a day and 2 bowls of pineapple.
Girl 1:"OMG, is that the blonde squad?"
Guy 2:"If they look perfect, amazing, and like they have a sense of humor , it totally is"
Girl 1:"I wish IIIII was part of the blonde squad"
by blondeeeeeeeee December 14, 2017
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briefcase blonde

Briefcase Blonde:
A term usually used by Black men to describe a professional blonde that is now his submissive or slave, and is devoted to him.
"I've got me my Briefcase Blonde, and for her, there is no goin' back now that she's had Black."
by Regulas Prime October 4, 2020
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Blonde

Good chance they're hot but probably dumb
"Hey you should go ask her out"
"Nah. She's pretty stupid"
"well yeah but she's a good lookin' blonde"
by Death_Potato576 March 2, 2020
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