by CraiglesBagels October 21, 2009
Get the Badger's Beard mug.There is only one Boo Boo Moochu Bear in the world. He is an endangered species. He has a mixture of personalities from sweet and cuddly to vicious and uncontrollable. He likes to play the bongos on butt cheeks and likes to nibble on various parts of the female body (especially the nipples) but beware because sometimes he will bite. A Boo Boo Moochu Bear is very tall and handsome with dark brown hair and manicured hands. He currently resides in NJ but can be found in various undesirable places in the world.
by JuJu Fish January 26, 2011
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Get the Pulling a Beard mug.When a hairy man is going at it with a girl, and she prematurely runs away, and he finishes while staring his male best friend in the face.
by starrrfire January 6, 2012
Get the the staring bear mug.Not to be confused with any bears of the genus ursa. This borderline mythical creature has been known to haunt the isles of Trader Joes and other locations where overpriced groceries are sold to wealthy suburban whites. The North Florida Moody Bear is known for it's grooming behaviors including, but not limited to, its proclivity to spend excessive time in the bathroom to ensure it's hair is immaculate. This is a highly social organism that is known to be extremely social, frequently they can be seen flirting with human females. While they often appear quite tame, domesticated even, don't let your guard down as they will respond violently to anything that causes messes in their natural habitat. They have bizarre sleeping habits that result in often trying to sleep however very rarely actually succumbing to slumber. This species becomes most aggressive when awaken from its slumbers so it is advisable to never slam doors in it's presence. This is an anomalous organism that has left biologist dumbfounded as it is sustained entirely by la croix, and frequently goes months without consuming anything else.
Did you hear about jim?
No, what happened?
He died, he slammed a door outside of a North Florida Moody Bears bedroom.
No, what happened?
He died, he slammed a door outside of a North Florida Moody Bears bedroom.
by Survived a moody bear attack May 31, 2018
Get the North Florida Moody Bear mug.Every November 13th, the Gummy bear Album will be released. You must listen to the song and eat gummy bears.
Man 1: Did you hear dude? It's National Gummy Bear Album day! Let's go eat gummy bears and listen to it.
Man 2: yeah, who didn't know? It's obviously November 13th!
Man 2: yeah, who didn't know? It's obviously November 13th!
by .cryaboutit November 13, 2021
Get the National Gummy Bear Album Day mug.A Silverback mama bear is a strong, devoted nurturing mama with firm boundaries you don’t dare cross!
She’s a woman who parents the best way she can, for her child/children. A woman who doesn’t apologize for her choices and would go through Hell & Back Again for her child/children.
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She is methodical & ferocious if she feels her child/children are threatened or in harms way.
She’s a woman who parents the best way she can, for her child/children. A woman who doesn’t apologize for her choices and would go through Hell & Back Again for her child/children.
A Silverback mama bear is a woman who asserts herself in any way as a parent &
She’s tenacious, Not Afraid to protect or advocate for her child/children…no matter what the risk; Silverback Mama Bear will Stand, Fight & Protect her child/children with every last fiber of her being.
She is methodical & ferocious if she feels her child/children are threatened or in harms way.
Bro, you don’t want to bully that kid…everyone knows his Mom is a Silverback Mama Bear!
A Silverback Mama Bear will make a Hurricane 🌀, Erupting 🌋 Volcano and Earth Quake all seem like a dream vacation in comparison to facing her wrath! That’s one Mama you don’t ever want to cross.
Hell hath No Fury like a Silverback Mama Bear!
A Silverback Mama Bear will make a Hurricane 🌀, Erupting 🌋 Volcano and Earth Quake all seem like a dream vacation in comparison to facing her wrath! That’s one Mama you don’t ever want to cross.
Hell hath No Fury like a Silverback Mama Bear!
by Silverback Mama Bear December 11, 2021
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