When you go down on someone who has a crazy black bush.
Opptional: Some people make a finger-hook and laugh like a pirate while they do this.
Opptional: Some people make a finger-hook and laugh like a pirate while they do this.
Guy: Yesterday, I did the Black Beard on my girlfriend.
Friend: How was it?
Guy: It felt almost real.
Friend: How was it?
Guy: It felt almost real.
by J-Mez May 26, 2005
Get the Black Beardmug. A phenomenon where a man shaves everything but his testicles, turning his penis into a bearded dragon.
by yoyodada November 5, 2014
Get the bearded dragonmug. A very patchy beard, the pattern resembles that of a wiffle ball. It is common in teenage boys, but occasionally found in old men who cannot grow a solid beard. Becomes visible in an untrimmed beard once it is past the scruff stage. Past the peach fuzz stage.
by ArtT3ach3r December 25, 2011
Get the wiffle beardmug. by Jason westfall August 18, 2012
Get the Weiner Beardmug. by AmyMay January 7, 2008
Get the Barney's Beardmug. Guys who define their 'missing' chins by shaving their beards in such a fashion that it creates a jawline when really their fat gobbler connects their head to their chest as one enormous, blubber-like piece.
Wouldn't even know Fat Frank has a chin anymore if not for his beard chin. It's shaved right above his massive gobbler.
by munyshot December 2, 2013
Get the Beard Chinmug. by Mr. Dinges August 22, 2012
Get the Bearded thugmug.