Fat Bastard

is a fictional character in the second and third films of the Austin Powers series. A morbidly obese henchman hailing from Scotland, Fat Bastard serves Dr. Evil in his quest to destroy Austin Powers. The character is portrayed by Mike Myers.
His extreme size and weight (1 metric tonne, according to Dr. Evil) endows Fat Bastard with massive strength. He exhibited this prowess in the sumo ring in the third movie.
Fat Bastard is noted for his foul temper, his emotional monologues that culminate in flatulence, his vulgar, crude manners, and his unusual diet. These go as far as to include a cannibalistic taste for human infants and midgets, whom he gluttonously calls, "The other, other white meat". In Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me, he boasts that he once ate a baby, and tries to refuse Dr. Evil's money for his services in exchange for getting to eat Mini-Me. He also has the same Scottish accent as Shrek (also voiced by Myers), whose movie was released in 2001, two years after The Spy Who Shagged Me (and a year before Goldmember in 2002).
P1: you fat bastard.
P2: takes is profile off crying
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Devious Bastard

A potato loving eldritch deity, that prefers these starchy snacks above all else. They are also a TikTok personality of the same name.
Remember to lock your cabinets and shut your rears, there is a Devious Bastard afoot!
by Dumbbimbo January 04, 2021
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Fap Bastard

A person who was unintentionally conceived through masturbatory semen.
Fuck off Mike. Your mother sat on a pile of cum on a toilet seat at a barn party back in '92 which consequently produced you. You're just a filthy fap bastard.
by JamieB123 November 01, 2014
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Mad bastard

A word used in northern Ireland to describe someone who is good craic or mental or not wise in the head
See at Kyle he's a mad bastard. How come? He punched a double sided window through
by Gigachad56 December 24, 2022
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kooky bastard

Dan from my gaming group, who is possibly an alien and definitely kind of a racist but who can beatbox adequately.
Dan is one kooky bastard
by The best character April 18, 2014
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Pigeony Bastard

A pigeon that lives in an abandoned building and claims it as their home, This gives them a large sense of importance and they will do whatever to protect their adopted kingdom of shite. Abandoned explorers are often attacked, divebombed , shit on and cooed at by these winged psychopaths!
Watch out Andy that pigeony bastard has its evil eye on you!
by Fatima Butcrack March 31, 2022
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The fap-bastard

"The lonely suburban" to masterbate while pooping or just sitting on the toilet.
Dude I ate some bad food yesterday so I had plenty of time on the toilet for the fap-bastard
by Johnny coxvile August 21, 2017
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