weighty bastard

somebody who is suspect, open to controversy and an all round shady person.
somebody really intense in nature and character.
dude, I'm not sure about that guy, he seems a bit of a weighty bastard.

I hate that guy, he's such a weighty bastard.
by bethamphetamine12 April 06, 2011
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Film bastard

Someone who actively ruins the experience of watching a movie, usually by talking throughout it or outright spoiling everything.
"Hey, you know that guy is actually the villain."
"God, you are such a film bastard!"
by sinnamon64 May 28, 2022
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lady bastard

An indiscreet female with a gritty attitude. She gives no fucks and is happy to tell you to fuck off. Fuck you, Jenny.
That lady bastard! She stole my lunch and sent me an instagram of it to me.
by awarmfastbear April 28, 2019
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Knuckle-Bastards

Semen discharged from an act of self-gratification, usually left to dribble over the thumb of the active hand.
I was in the bathroom after your mum took a shit, so I thought I'd use that time to fire off some knuckle-bastards.
by FormerSmurf April 07, 2015
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Pigeony Bastard

A pigeon that lives in an abandoned building and claims it as their home, This gives them a large sense of importance and they will do whatever to protect their adopted kingdom of shite. Abandoned explorers are often attacked, divebombed , shit on and cooed at by these winged psychopaths!
Watch out Andy that pigeony bastard has its evil eye on you!
by Fatima Butcrack March 31, 2022
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kooky bastard

Dan from my gaming group, who is possibly an alien and definitely kind of a racist but who can beatbox adequately.
Dan is one kooky bastard
by The best character April 18, 2014
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The fap-bastard

"The lonely suburban" to masterbate while pooping or just sitting on the toilet.
Dude I ate some bad food yesterday so I had plenty of time on the toilet for the fap-bastard
by Johnny coxvile August 21, 2017
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