jory bartnicki

Jory Bartnickis are rare to find. In fact, there is only one known one in America. They are known for being loyal, trustful people with a sarcastic sense of humor. Making one angry or messing with their territory (friends, family) can be a deadly choice, they have a large gun collection and vigilante-style ideas for justice. They can have random jackass moments but easily snap out of when given apple pie. If you find one, hold onto it because it may be the only one you ever find.

Finding a jory bartnicki is ALOMST as rare as seeing sasquatch.

by One who has studied the jory October 24, 2009

Scag Barron

1. A person who attempts to take credit for others works.

2. A person who solely dates or attracts whores or trailer trash.

1. That scag barron Savage Henry attempted to sand bag a doctor of journalism!

2. That fool is a scag barron! He always has nasty chicks all over him.

by steverazzo October 24, 2009

The Baron's Hand

2 and 7 unsuited in poker.

That hand is worthy of The Baron himself!

Quite The Baron's Hand there.

by The Poker Baron October 14, 2011

moist baritone

The act of having a girl sit on the bell of a baritone, then peeing so when you play, it splashes back up on her.

Yeah me and Emma did the moist baritone at her house .

by BornXeno September 2, 2016

sloopy baritone

The act when you have many girls ejaculate into a baritone, then playing, making a wet sloppy sound.

Last night I invited 5 girls over to do the sloopy baritone.

by BornXeno September 2, 2016

Sloopy Baritone

The act of having 5 or more girls come to your house, take a piss in the bell of a baritone, then you play it, making a wet and sloopy sound.

Luke: Hey man last night I did the sloopy baritone, with Kelsey and 4 of her friends.

by BornXeno June 16, 2016

moth baron

Young astute college educated who choose to surround themselves with like minded individuals. These gentlemen of leasure tend to gravitate towards attractive females for companionship and affection. Moth Barons appreciate the finer things in life and do not settle for less than they desire.

That guy is a total Moth Baron, he chats up all the attractive girls but picks their physical appearance apart.

by Bbag1354$ December 19, 2016