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Alabama Water Balloon

The act of shoving a garden hose up your anus and filling yourself with water like a water balloon.
The kids ran out of water balloons, so Uncle Turtle performed the Alabama Water Balloon so they could still have fun.
by Bricky Ricky February 23, 2025
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Hot Air Balloon

The hot air balloon is when you fart in someone’s mouth, they swallow said fart, and then due to the laws of physics that hot air rises, one must do a handstand in order for the fart that has been digested to make an expedited movement to the recipients colon. At this point it may be ejected forcefully onto or into the other partner, or into the room.
Trevor told me he did the hot air balloon with his girl last night.
by sherwinre November 9, 2019
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glue balloons

Help! I smashed my glue balloons in the door!
by CalmSnail June 14, 2024
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Glue balloons

Balls, testicles.

Glue looks like semen, especially Elmer’s glue. A deeper meaning is that an accidental pregnancy can glue a couple together.
Damn, man. Heather is pregnant. My glue balloons have us stuck together for the next 18 years.
by E-Z.E. Longfelloo July 6, 2024
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hot air balloon

While your mate is licking or tea-bagging the scrotum from behind or beneath and backwards, you fart in her or his face.

Extra points are awarded for a shot in the mouth (for it's logistical difficulty), or for one in the eyes, which results in pink eye.
After busting a nut in that slut's gash, I got on all fours and told her to lick my balls from behind. As she was doing it, I gave her a hot air balloon.
by Stinky Elephant October 8, 2014
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Ohio Water balloon

an Ohio Water balloon is when you are having anal sex and decide to take a piss before or after finishing.
sally told her boyfriend they could do anal and he decided because she was cheating on his ass that he would just give her an Ohio water balloon and bounce.
by shakazulu720 December 19, 2020
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Balloon Knot Slap

Being hit in the face with a tied used condom full of semen.
Hey Pete, I can't believe your dad balloon Knot Slapped me last night!
by Toneage February 17, 2020
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