Fluffing up the bagel

Its basically just making your pussy wet and talented for bed

"Are you fluffing up the bagel darling?" My husband that is 6 feet and has a 9 inch dick said

by 99peopleinaroom September 12, 2020

Bagel

Pussy

Sharon: "'My bagel is bleeding'" means I'm on my period, Zeke.

by Jemima24 June 22, 2016

bagel dick

Where one shoves a bagel through their dick.

James just fucked the bagel, he has bagel dick!

by KungFoy November 13, 2017

Bagel

Endearing term for an individual that displays an extra chromosome whether it is by aspect or behavior

My friends baby is a bagel, he's so cute and has an amazing sense of humor!

by Aiolos May 21, 2024

Bagel the Beagle

The very best name for a beagle. Objectively the best one to give to a beagle due to it being a very similar word to beagle. And if your beagle was previously called “Beagle” before having a name, they should take to “Bagel” quite quickly! All Bagel beagles are really kind puppers, coming from someone who has their own Bagel the beagle. The only other name that rivals Bagel as the best beagle name is Snoopy, but really any name is good for a beagle - but Bagel is the best!

Kid 1: hey what’s the name of your new puppy?
Kid 2: Bagel the Beagle!
Kid 1: that’s such a cute name for a cute dog!
Kid 2: it is! He’s a good boy.

by CassetteMeower March 2, 2023

pleasure bagel

A freshly baked bagel, with or without cream cheese, toasted for sexual satisfaction. Warmed for your pleasure.

Tim brought out the bag of bagels, toasted one, pulled his pants down, and put himself inside his pleasure bagel.

by NiceWaters December 20, 2015

Bagel

It is a sadder version of a Donut. Usually plain but you can put frosting on it which means you basically made a Donut.

"I would like a bagel."
"No you would not like a bagel"

by Sparkythedef July 30, 2018