Fart away

When you want to say “fuck off,” but you have kids present

Dylan’s parents were having an argument at the dinner table, when his father finally couldn’t take it anymore and yelled “ just fart away, Lillian, fart away.”

by Wallyman April 24, 2022

Mind-away

Mind-away (adj) Your own secret place you go in your mind where you’re safe, blissful and free from every fear. An untouchable wonderland that is all yours, (other meanings) An escape from the real world. Alone time. Happy place.

That Guys a mind-away, The Whole house is full of mind aways, Sue is in a mind-away again.

by GuysWord February 10, 2022

the bitch that got away

A song that SOMEONE NEEDS to write

That new Drizzy song “The Bitch That Got Away” is a banger, dude!

by Katie bitchhhhh December 18, 2019

goose away

when the sus girl o-o tells you to stfu

"Hey, how are you"

"Goose away"

by StinkyPoke March 9, 2021

The stoplight look away

When you come to a stoplight and casually glance over to the car next to you and see the driver picking his nose. He notices that you’ve caught him knuckle deep. So you both look away and feel awkward until the light turns green and you book it, never to see him again.

The stoplight look away is something that happens to everyone but no one talks about it

by Buttermybizkit May 24, 2021

Cry me a river so I can swim away

Exaggerated way to show disinterest in a subject that somebody cares deeply about

Person A: "My favorite tv show is cancelled"
Person B: "Cry me a river so I can swim away"

by KnashKash January 13, 2025

One calamari away from losing it

When you're having such a terrible time that you are one inconvenience away from losing your shit. When you expect onion rings and find out its calamari.

After the shit day I've had I am one calamari away from losing it.

by anonymous October 13, 2020