august 23

a bad bitches birthday

"im a bad bitch" "oh, ur born on august 23rd?"

by anonymous November 18, 2021

august head

What Taylor Swift and Jack Antonoff call people who love the song “august”.

Swifties who stan folklore and august are august heads.

by SwiftieForever&Always December 6, 2020

August 4th

national embarrass any friends you have

hey, today’s nation embarrass your friends day, august 4th!

by tteokbokki_lover August 4, 2020

12 August

National mehmeh day

Its 12 August
Guy: Happy National mehmeh day
Girl: Thanks

by wobx October 5, 2021

August 16

If you are born on this day no one can fuck with you cause you are the hottest best mf on this planet

Oh your born on august 16 no wonder your so hot

by Jit_is_trippen June 7, 2022

August 27

August 27 is the best day of the year, where the best things happen and the coolest and smartest people are born in

Somebody: "wow! That person is so hot, beautiful and probably smart as hell"
Another guy: " ya, they probably were born on August 27"

by anonymous November 21, 2021

1 august

The day when a princess was born, the baddest bitch eva <3

my girl’s bday is on 1 august, she my princess

by badgalbang July 29, 2021