A yearly competion where the winner is selected by whoever does the most horribly funny asshole like thing; the winner is decided on halloween every year and is awarded the honor of being asshole of the year and booze because there's no party without booze.
by MARCO THE MAGNIFICO August 31, 2006
Get the Asshole of the Yearmug. a.)I love the song "i wanna screw that man" by fistful of assholes!
b.)Mike, Nick and Bobby are such a fistful of assholes
b.)Mike, Nick and Bobby are such a fistful of assholes
by silly billyx23 February 18, 2009
Get the fistful of assholesmug. by spotty Mcgee February 12, 2006
Get the Bag of Assholesmug. by coolman7979 August 7, 2016
Get the controlling assholemug. Someone who is such an asshole to you all the time. This person is usually froggy in the morning especially after getting his nipples touched by a below average mechanic and operator. This person will retaliate by punching you in the gut or rearranging your toolbox for almost no reason. This person will completely shun you and ignore you if you try to ask to help them on their project. This person responds very negativity to being asked if they are learning anything or if they remember how something goes back together. This person will team up with the boss to get you to do extra chores for example clean the break room. This person will harass you for being weak when you cant break a "REALLY" tight bolt. This person will never give you a peaceful day even if you are not "feeling good" that day. Overall this person is just A BIG ASSHOLE
by TheclearTruth January 24, 2023
Get the A Big Assholemug. 1) An absolutely disgusting object or situation.
2) A filthy rectum. Not always deemed as such by observation of said rectum, but by general knowledge of a certain person's general hygiene.
3) A type of hotsauce.
2) A filthy rectum. Not always deemed as such by observation of said rectum, but by general knowledge of a certain person's general hygiene.
3) A type of hotsauce.
1) Dude, that Wendy's we went to last night was Rauncho Asshole.
2) Get your Rauncho Asshole off my property, you filthy hippy!
3) Dude, my burger needs some Rauncho Asshole.
2) Get your Rauncho Asshole off my property, you filthy hippy!
3) Dude, my burger needs some Rauncho Asshole.
by Tommy Daniel July 2, 2008
Get the Rauncho Assholemug. When you meet someone you don't really care for and don't want to talk to you can implement the asshole policy by immediately portraying yourself as an asshole. The desired effect is that the other person will leave you alone.
When you meet someone that is obviously arrogant you can implement the asshole policy by coming off as an asshole before they have a chance to be an assohole first.
When you meet someone that is obviously arrogant you can implement the asshole policy by coming off as an asshole before they have a chance to be an assohole first.
You: "I was at the bar last nite and this fat drunk chick started hitting on me, I had to tell her that the dress she was weraring makes her look fat to get her to leave me alone."
Friend: "Oh so you implemented the asshole policy?"
You: "Yes I certainly did!"
Example 2
Loser sitting next to you: "Hey man, watch this I'll bet I can get that hot bartender into bed tonight."
You: "Dude you couldn't get laid in a monkey whore-house if you had a sack full of bannanas." (You just put the asshole policy into effect)
Friend: "Oh so you implemented the asshole policy?"
You: "Yes I certainly did!"
Example 2
Loser sitting next to you: "Hey man, watch this I'll bet I can get that hot bartender into bed tonight."
You: "Dude you couldn't get laid in a monkey whore-house if you had a sack full of bannanas." (You just put the asshole policy into effect)
by dangoombie February 23, 2010
Get the The asshole policymug.