An Andy May is best known as being the horniest and most oddly shaped of all penguin species. Known for their Chanky smell the modern-day Andy May is most often found on weekends in between the hours of 1800 and 0400. When in its passive form, the Andy May is most often a well-intentioned and meaningful contributor to the penguin society. However, when provoked (usually by means of an ex-girlfriend or obnoxious amount of alcohol), the Andy May first becomes forlorn and introspective, then mischievous, and in some cases violent.
If you encounter a fully manifested Andy May, you are advised to stay clear (especially when the Andy May is in a doorway). If you feel the need to intervene, it has been said a trip to Burger King can pacify the creature.
The Andy May will return to its natural state by morning, usually feeling embarrassed and apologetic.
If you encounter a fully manifested Andy May, you are advised to stay clear (especially when the Andy May is in a doorway). If you feel the need to intervene, it has been said a trip to Burger King can pacify the creature.
The Andy May will return to its natural state by morning, usually feeling embarrassed and apologetic.
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