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Anal Drizzle

When moisture is formed within the bumcheeks, in the form of sweat. Occasionally, liquidised poo can be mistaken for anal drizzle, resulting in a sticky brown leg. Anal drizzle can be used in hilarious situations, like a pootash for maximum affect.
Matt: Oh Dave, I have the tastiest anal drizzle building up inside my arse cheeks! Lets pootash Johnny again!

Dave: Are you sure it's not actual poo again?
by WhenYouPOOYourself! December 27, 2010
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Anal Spittoon

To blow a man, then spit his own cum into his asshole to be used as lube to fuck him.
Bob did an Anal Spittoon to spit Matt’s own cum up his ass to give him the fuck of his life.
by BeObie January 21, 2019
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classy anal

The act of having anal sex while wearing a top hat, and drinking the cheapest red wine available without spilling a drop.
Went to that wine gala and ended up having classy anal afterwards. When I came, she downed her wine and tossed her top hat into the air screaming "CLASSY AS FUCK!" classy anal fancy
by Bouncybunny March 20, 2016
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False Anal

When you shit in a girls mouth and she gives you a blow job. Then there is shit on your dick making it look like you just had anal sex.
Me and my girlfriend got tired of normal anal, so we did some false anal!
by shitlickingcockbrainrofl September 14, 2010
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anal jag

When you're having anal sex and they shove it in you a bit too hard and for a split second it's so painful it gives you an "anal jag".
"Mike fucked my ass last night but it was so painful...at one point he gave me an anal jag!"
by fanyole23 January 14, 2019
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anal pong

the act of two people being asshole to asshole and passing sex toys without the use of hands, usually but not limited to vibrating bullets
"C'mon baby, we're playing some anal pong tonight and I'm gonna be the winner."
by Phineas Q August 28, 2008
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Anal beheading

When someone's neck is slit and head is then stuck up someone's rectum and then their neck is twisted while in the rectum causing the head to fall off
Dude 1: did you see that movie with the anal beheading
Dude 2: yeah I like the part when they slit his throat
by Thegreatwhitebeannie February 23, 2017
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