Alex

A very strange child in need of medical and social assistance. The name Alex often attracts loads of rabid animals, such as squirrels and cats.

“Did you see Alex”
“Check the mental institute down the block”

by Snarlness December 12, 2017

Alex

(Alex) A person that is shy but as you get to know him opens up to you. An Alex is funny,intelligent,charming and has eyes you can look into for hours. Hes Shorter than most of his friends but doesn't let it bother him. If you ever meet an Alex keep hold of him and never let go

""Wow he acts so much like Alex"

by Isme500 November 1, 2016

Alex

A guy eith a giant penis it is always in his class mates asses he is sexually attracted to animals and loves them more than your mum

Oh my god alex why are you penetrating that dog

by #the#cool#dude April 22, 2019

Alex

Autistic Boy that love fortnite and play 24/7 & love pissed you off.

DO NOT BE FRIEND WITH A ALEX

by Dr Nate December 21, 2019

Alex

1. One word that sums up a man of this kind is super. (Yes, that is one word)
2. Often referred to as unco.
3. Retreat

Boy: OMG IT'S ALEX, HE ISNT A BRIGHT ONE

by uncological December 5, 2016

Alex

kind of a fag, eats rice, cats, dogs, and used to have a pet rabbit. what a bitchassnigga.

fuck alex

by idke December 9, 2018

Alex

A total fucking weeb. This boi is an utter dork. He's the living embodiment of a nerd, geek, and dweeb combined. Most descriptions have him labeled as a "cool, lovable guy". No, this is not Alex. A true Alex is one who will rant to you until 3am, causing you to never do your homework. They are insanely stubborn in their ways and often assume incorrectly. And yet, you always need an Alex in your life, as their caring and funny ways will make them one of your closest, longlasting friends. (Even if they're idiots 99.8% of the time)

Person: yo what time is it
Alex: 5 AM
Person: WHY U DU DIS TU MEEEEE

by Seammy November 14, 2018