Noodle al dente is the inability to get or keep an erection firm enough to have sexual intercourse. It's sometimes referred to as impotence, although this term is now used less often.
by Hyyphann February 1, 2020
Get the Noodle al dentemug. by ilovetits69 March 30, 2009
Get the Al Green Recordsmug. Alaska's own bear doctor: Killed a bear, caught lots of fish, not swayed by party politics, independent, health care professional, and running for senate
Person: Oh no, a bear is attacking me!
Dr. Al Gross: Don't worry my child, I am here to save you. *seduces bear and then kills it*
Person: Wow! Thank you, Dr. Al Gross I am going to vote for you because you know how the health care systems works!
Dr. Al Gross: Don't worry my child, I am here to save you. *seduces bear and then kills it*
Person: Wow! Thank you, Dr. Al Gross I am going to vote for you because you know how the health care systems works!
by AXKZ October 29, 2020
Get the Dr. Al Grossmug. A fat joint made with hash in which seperate chunks of hash are wrapped with cloth pipe cleaners, then all the pipe cleaners are rolled into a big pipe-cleaner joint. To smoke, you unwravel an individual tendril of hash and freehand it. Called "cryptic" because of the unwinding process.
by Flingotravels May 13, 2005
Get the Al Kazeer crypticmug. man 1:how r u doing today?
big gay al:im super...thanks for asking...dont u think i look cute in this hat
big gay al:im super...thanks for asking...dont u think i look cute in this hat
by COCK MCBALLSACKS April 19, 2005
Get the big gay almug. by Mistress Cornbread November 26, 2010
Get the Al-ergymug. by Roider2k10 January 6, 2011
Get the Stroppy Almug.