two pete

The act of allowing two men to take turns slapping you in the face with their shaven ballsacks.

" Your looking alert ", "Why thank you I had a two pete last night !"

by T-Roy Tickle July 29, 2022

The Alien Pete

When you shoot candy balls into your anus from a alien dildo.

Last night George pulled a The Alien Pete with candy balls with his girlfriend.

by Hiarchy September 8, 2021

Pete Skeet

The best skeeter to ever lay your eyes on. If you need Pete, he’ll go on and skeet right over to you. Through thick and thin, mainly thick, he will be there for you. Pete will also make you skeet uncontrollably! Also, he’s married to Nev.

Fiona: “Who’s Pete Skeet?”
Tishia: “You Pete? Cause I’m about to skeet.”

by captainjoong January 20, 2022

Pete the Greek

The act of collecting tons of tzatziki sauce from your weekly gyro until you’re ready to get down and dirty. You pour all the tzatziki sauce on your forehead and sometimes down your neck, a similar sensation to a bukkake

Me and the boys are gearing up to do a Pete the Greek this weekend, I can’t wait for a mouthful that shit is gonna have me rock hard!

by Southshorescammer July 14, 2025

Papi Pete

A chihoo

Papi Pete, why are you such a chihoo?

by Papi.Chen69 December 9, 2018

Pete

Pete is a genuinely kind man who truly understands what it takes to love and care for someone. He knows how to love a person's best friend dearly. He also brings the shots to the room when Ryann screams from across the house. Pete can be beckoned by the sex turtle call.

Oh, I can hear the sex turtle calling. We better let Pete and Ryann get down to it.

by DARKNESSFAIRIES July 24, 2025

pete ramsey

To loudly bang on someone's door in the middle of the night with a concussion while drunk.

Dude, you hit your head after passing out drunk. Don't wonder off and pull a Pete Ramsey.

by JaiMayo July 28, 2014