Parker

Parker is a boy who is the funniest guy ever! He usually has Blonde fluffy hair who is normal at height. Usually dates tall, Dirty Blonde, Green eye ,girls. He always has your back no matter what. He often dates girls with unique names like Audrey, Madeline,Seirra, etc. He always loves his sports no matter what sport it is he will be the best at it! Never mess with a Parker.

Who's That Parker dude?

I don't know but he's Hot!

by Donald1 September 28, 2018

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Parker

Parkers are usually friendly on the outside and act cool around new people, but as you get to know them they start to show how much of an ass they can be. Parkers can be a very toxic partner, or a really nice one, but its more often than not that they arent good.

"Oh my gosh, is your bf actually a PARKER???!?!?!?"
"Bless your hearyt!""

by TheOneTrueKingUnderTheMountain October 13, 2022

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Parker Collins

An alcoholic drink comprised of one part Malibu rum and one part pomegranate mix, usually on the rocks. Originated in chicago, at the University of Illinois at Chicago in the spring of 2007.

This is a very sweet drink and one can barely taste the alcohol, making it a good drink to order for the women.

Can i get a Parker Collins for the lady at the end of the bar

by Master Rainmaker Drinkmaker January 17, 2009

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Parker

sucks at hockey and rages a lot

Person 1: You suck at hockey
Parker: *Kicks Shins Breaks Leg*

by SUCKSATHOCKEY November 12, 2019

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Harold parker

Harold parker is a popular gay cruising location located in North andover. Lots of excitement can be found in the trails or its parking lots if you know what to look for.

Hey man want to meet me at harold parker. Yes i have been looking for a good fuck

by china1234 December 2, 2021

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