Noodle Monster

Of or pertaining to eating abundant quantities of noodles or other food after prolonged binge drinking.

That girl was totally hott last night until I brought her back to my place and she noodle monstered all my food!

by gmansand October 29, 2010

noodle day

November 1 is Noodle day, create the best dish using ramen!!!

Guy: Hey dude is Noodle day!!!
Guy: OH YEAH MAN LETS CREATE SOME GOOD NOODLES!!

by NoodlesForlife October 29, 2020

Wack a noodle

When a male pulls of his pants and smacks his ding dong (dick) in hopes to impress the girl or guy of his dreams.

Omg! Did Jequeese just wack a noodle!

by Jequeese July 14, 2019

Goo Noodle

Noun; limp dick full of slick

Wow what an impressive goo noodle
Lob your goo noodle in me
Inflate your goo noodle to satisfy my... appetite

by HansGrubah January 15, 2021

nub noodle

A word used over the interwebz, describing asians as noobs.

omg dude, jesung-woi tung just re-rolled a wizard, lawl, wut a nub noodle!

by [rhys] January 9, 2008

Bagged noodle

A soft penis with a condom on.

My woman did not appreciate my bagged noodle, my thrusts were ineffective.

by 2lisimst January 22, 2020

Send Noodles

Noodles means nudes , also meaning to send every month on the third like rent

Hey Bae I'm bored and can't do anything in quarantine, can you send noodles

by XtremeLimits June 4, 2020