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Benjamin Janklin

"Boy howdy, you seen that Benjamin Janklin? That boy sure is slightly off."
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benjamin

This is the type of boy you will want to marry unless he breaks your heart. Although his blue green eyes are pretty don’t let them decieve you. He is a bit of a hottie tho wearing his footy shorts to show off how fit he is. He loves kids and is the perfect guy you want to marry. He is kind and his mullet makes him even better. So if you read this marry the next benjamin you see unless your name starts with a z or t or a or r.
Ah theres a benjamin he’s definitely a keeper
by notbenjieboi2 September 6, 2022
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Buttcrack Benjamin

Noun;

Buttcrack Benjamin’ is a nickname presented to the boy named ‘Benjamin Hart-Littler’. This nickname was presented when his group of friends discovered that he was conceved out of his fathers anal cavity.

Other names;
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“Ayy Buttcrack Benjamin, hows it going?”
by Teen Slang November 9, 2017
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Benjamins

Slang for money, specifically hundred US dollar bills because they have a picture of Benjamin Franklin on them.
He got new job with a massive pay raise.

Ah, I see. Earning those Benjamins!
by xxdeathx2 January 8, 2022
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Benjamin Guy

If you are a Benjamin guy you typically have the bowel problems of a dead water hog and actually have undiagnosed IBS. They often think a sport (usually football),listening to the same overplayed song and selling stuff on depop is a personality a trait. However it is a known fact they have a lush girlfriend and people often wonder how he has bagged such a lushy cos she is way out of his league
‘Aw my god it absolutely boffs in here’
‘Yeah it’s that one who thinks he’s a mint footballer with the lush girlfriend benjamin guy’
by jumboseahorse888 November 23, 2021
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Mr. Benjamin lore

That one time Mr. Benjamin tag teamed with Terrence Howard and created a time machine to go back to ancient Egypt and helped the ancient Egyptians to build the pyramids using frequency manipulation in order to reach the Anunnaki aliens from planet Nibiru that came out of a wormhole in the sky, But then the Anunnaki attacked them and Terrence Howard got killed, so Mr. Benjamin mummified him and then applied frequencies to the body in order to Reincarnate him, after this Mr. Benjamin became a master of Frequency bending and defeated the Anunnaki by banishing them to the 11th dimension which then imploded and destroyed the Anunnaki. After this he went to the Aztec empire and helped them build a wall out of 1,200 ton blocks. He and Terrence Howard then got back in the time machine and came back to the modern era but then a tsunami made by the government was about to hit so he reverted the tsunami with frequencies, however while he was doing this the evil shadow government came and gave him a Covid vaccine which caused him to overdose on Iron and then die, However his spirit ascended all 11 dimensions and he became immortal and so he 1 shot the shadow government with his frequency railgun.
"bro did you hear the new Mr. Benjamin lore?"

"yeah it gave me permanent brain damage"
by Still water drinker December 6, 2024
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benjamin

the worst most annoying person you will ever meet he sucks so hard
omg he is such a benjamin
by stuf 5782 May 4, 2022
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