an idiot boyfriend that texts his girlfriends best friend saying that he would like to fuck her and gang bang his girlfriend
boy: hey do you want to fuck
Friend: i thought you had a girlfriend
boy: i do, thats ok we can gang bang her later
girlfriend: you are such an idiot boyfriend
Friend: i thought you had a girlfriend
boy: i do, thats ok we can gang bang her later
girlfriend: you are such an idiot boyfriend
by shinew January 08, 2012
by Dicks out for my dude Harambe December 16, 2016
A boyfriend who just listen to you. Basically emotional support. Someone who you bond with more then your boyfriend. Mostly emotional and physically not always sexually.
I need a Secret Boyfriend my mans never listen to what I say and I feel like I cant cry on his shoulder.
by Goldbubbleku$h October 17, 2019
The bicep muscles of your boyfriend that you never noticed or appreciated much until you felt them. The phenomenon is enhanced with cool tattoo sleeves, cologne, and if he is prone to wrapping his arms around you. Pretty sure this term is only used in your own thoughts and there is rarely a time when appropriate to actually say.
Boyfriend muscle is likely to appear in particularly emotional men who are typically romantic, youthful, and completely unaware of their own best qualities. It is easy to become physically infatuated with this type of person, because if he touches you with his boyfriend muscles the pheromones are going to affect you.
Boyfriend muscle is likely to appear in particularly emotional men who are typically romantic, youthful, and completely unaware of their own best qualities. It is easy to become physically infatuated with this type of person, because if he touches you with his boyfriend muscles the pheromones are going to affect you.
"I hope he wears a tight t-shirt today so that I can see his boyfriend muscle."
"If there is a sensation I like to think of most, it is his familiar arms and boyfriend muscle."
"Some guys at the gym are so ripped, but have no boyfriend muscle."
"Although Fugazi front-man Ian MacKaye looks sometimes anorexically thin on the old videos of their shows in the late 80's, he still has prominent boyfriend muscle... and although Henry Rollins is so built, after watching his stand-up where he speaks about women, it's clear there's a soft side, and we all know he has boyfriend muscle- its not just for punching rowdy fans during out-of-hand hardcore shows."
"If there is a sensation I like to think of most, it is his familiar arms and boyfriend muscle."
"Some guys at the gym are so ripped, but have no boyfriend muscle."
"Although Fugazi front-man Ian MacKaye looks sometimes anorexically thin on the old videos of their shows in the late 80's, he still has prominent boyfriend muscle... and although Henry Rollins is so built, after watching his stand-up where he speaks about women, it's clear there's a soft side, and we all know he has boyfriend muscle- its not just for punching rowdy fans during out-of-hand hardcore shows."
by careuhhline January 21, 2014
When you're dating a girl and she only pays attention to you when there aren't better looking guys around.
guy1- "hey, whys your girlfriend spending all her time with that guy?"
guy2- "Because I'm only her situational boyfriend at parties..."
guy1- "wow, what a bitch."
guy2- "Because I'm only her situational boyfriend at parties..."
guy1- "wow, what a bitch."
by everyfuckingnameistaken February 20, 2011
the amazing boy you met on minecraft and talked to them over a voice chat and now youre in love with them but too scared to tell them
by DeeAyAitch January 05, 2021
The guy that always puts the biggest smile on your face. The one who makes you laugh so hard you cry. The sweetest guy ever. He doesn’t, lie, doesn’t cheat, and would do anything to make sure you are okay. He understands you and loves you with everything in him.
Example: oh my God Noah is so cute he just showed up to my house with movies and popcorn he is such an amazing boyfriend
by Munchiezx December 12, 2018