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Your mom

If rumors are to be believed the single most disgusting thing to ever live on the face of the earth not only has she caused every single natural disaster up to this day, she has also managed to:

1. Cause every single war in the history of the world.
2. Contract several life threatening diseases, most of which can only be contracted from unprotected sex.
3. Kill of every species which currently resides on the extinct list.
4. Have sex with every single person who has ever been born since the proverbial downfall of the english language.
"You know what's worse than the holocaust."

"Your mom!"
by Sandman47 November 10, 2011
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Your Momma

A joke that weird people who were neglected as a child use on Roblox. These people are to be avoided since they are highly likely to be a douche-bag with horrible insults that seem like he or she was sniffing pig ass before they said "Your Momma". These idiots were probably ditched by their parents to get the milk and dont deserve any attention.
Bates said "Your momma is so fat she brought a spoon to the super bowl"

"I believe he was neglected as a child"
by OmgYouAreGayINeverKnew October 21, 2022
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your mum

usually really gay and likes smelling poopoo.

well its your mom
a popular joke among depressed 8 year olds
"WE DID YOUR MUM LAST NIGHT"
by stanky cooch April 16, 2019
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your mom

An old joke people that don't know how to roast use when someone says something
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Your Mom

THE ONLY TRUE COME BACK!!!
it is also a dead meme fighting to survive.
Jimmie: hey Chad what did you do last night?
Chad: Your Mom
by really real real stuff September 5, 2018
mugGet the Your Mommug.

by your leave

Prepositional phrase:

1.) Spoken to someone to politely ask their permission.
James: What a pleasant conversation, Jesse. I'll hope to see you again next week! Well, by your leave...

Jesse: But of course!

(James exits)
by GMWilkie October 14, 2018
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your mum

a word used to amuse yourself and make others angry
Q. yo ghee what are you doing
A. your mum

Q. who are you texting

A. your mum
A. she is teaching me maori

A.oi my maori teachers hot as ahha
by your' mum June 16, 2018
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