Woodstock

a person who is nice to hang out with but occasionally gets very very emotional

i guess shes is a woodstock she is nice for a secound but then flips out

by burnt waffles May 19, 2008

whoopsie daisies

When you are having sexual intercourse with another person then admit to having multiple STDs and shout "whoopsie daisies" and refuse to pull out.

"I have herpies, aids, and genital warts WHOOPSIE DAISIES"

by Cannon Joe November 17, 2013

Tiger Woods

Verb- to take 5 months off of golf after your life falls apart because your wife and everyone in the world found out you got major pussy then shoot best round of golf in your career at the hardest course, because your beast!! Tiger is fucking awesome i hope he ins the Masters.

Guy1"what happened to your face?"
Guy2"My wife beat the shit out of me after she discovered my affairs"
Guy1"then why are you so happy"
Guy2"Cuz i just shoot 4 under par at the motherfuckin Masters and got two eagles, too!"
Guy1"Wow you sure tiger woodsed the hell out of that course."

by chicago's greatest April 9, 2010

Woonsocket

Something you yell after you draw out a flush in Texas Hold 'Em when you know you're up against a tight player holding a set.

"Wooooonnnnnnsocket! Made the flush! Ray, how does that feel?"

by Jiffy June 11, 2004

Oakton Woods

Oakton Woods is THE sweetest neighborhood in all of Northern VA. The guys of this neighborhood naturally get into the best colleges in the country and enjoying drinking natty light and smoking parliament lights.

random kid: goddamn i wish i lived in your neighborhood (Oakton Woods)!!

O.W. guy: shut up, bow down. (flicks his cig at him)

by ProudOWresident September 13, 2007

Tiger Woods

Tiger Woods. (n.). A drink with half and half mix of lemonade and black tea that is like the Arnold Palmer but fits better in a racially incorrect way, as in Woods is half yellow and half black, and gets a lot of tang, and didn't quite get away with it.

Slang from the last decade in the San Jose or Milpitas area, especially after Tiger's falling out with his mistresses.

Tiger Woods (nee. Arnold Palmer)

Asking for an Arnold Palmer makes sense in a restaurant, but if you ask for a Tiger Woods there will probably be some stares from the wait staff.

Also called Island Tea Lemonade.

by sporkfif44 June 19, 2011

Hungarian Woodsman

When you are clean shaven and eat someones ass out so good it looks like you have a full beard.

I was eating Jessica's ass and came up with a Hungarian woodsman.

by Leon the Noel January 14, 2009