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Wokeness

A term created by GOP leaders to evoke negative images in their half witted base so they become angry toward their neighbors. It's basically a horoscope of hate. Look at it long enough and you'll find something you despise.
Wokeness is a danger to your life and everything in it. Don't ask me what it actually means. I can only tell you that it's whatever you are afraid of and I'm against it. Vote for me!
by Tellithowitisfriend March 16, 2023
mugGet the Wokenessmug.

Woke

Where you have experienced a massive shift and you start questioning everything in life and all the people around you. Its like youve unlocked a whole new perspective of thinking and seeing things.
"you rlly believe in that shit bro?"
"nah bro im messing wit you im woke"
"good"
by quandale quantavious October 14, 2022
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I woke up today

A term mostly used by some people on BandLab named projekt5 and Grøøt, which has a lot of meanings, most notably meaning that a person woke up or that something is amazing. Derived from Grøøt's own song "Daily Routine"
"I woke up today
And I knew it was gonna be a great day"
- Grøøt, 2024
by ran2010 January 2, 2025
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woke

Someone who takes it upon themselves to be offended for other people, usually over things nobody asked them to care about, nobody elected them to speak on, and that the “offended” folks don’t even see as offensive. Still, they march on like it’s their sworn duty.
"Fat is the new thin", declared the woke person, not realising living over 40 is more important than fake feelings.

Woke people are like small children, everything is about who said it first, regardless of the validity or the content of the thing in question. If it was their idea, then it is noble and breaking free, if it was any hated group's idea then it is offensive and oppressive. The thing in question could literally be anything.
by Bobakka August 12, 2025
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woke relationship

A romantic, sexual, or other intimate relationship where both individuals are conscious of and actively engage with social justice matters, and power dynamics within their relationship.
Mark: “They pride themselves on having a woke relationship where they regularly discuss how social issues impact their interactions and make conscious efforts to create equality by combatting implicit biases.”
by dazzletune March 17, 2025
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Woke

Woke Virus: Dr. of Medicine - Dr. Steven Willing - The Psychology of Wokeness:

1. Moral absolutism-we're right, but everyone else is wrong.
2. Virtue-Signaling-Letting others know just how good you are.
3. The will to control - Determination to dominate others.

7 Signs You've Gone Woke
1. You lack critical thinking ability.
2. You identify with progressive issues (indoctrination, socialism, accepting abominations, animals-plants over human life worshiping and making sacrifices to Molech.
3. You are rebellious against GOD and Western Judeo-CHRISTian Values (LOVE, Foregiveness,etc.).
4. You have BLIND devotion to the cause of redressing perceived injustice , especially economic and racial injustice.
5. You are offended by everything.
6. You seek to silence anyone who disagrees with you.
7. You embrace spirituality (Lucifer), but reject religion
I am woke now. Agree with me or else you closed minded creep.
by THE-INTELLECTUAL July 27, 2024
mugGet the Wokemug.

Woke

A person (esp sjw) who are at high alert against racism or sexism, etc
That woman is a fucking woke against racism
by Ihavetastyballs September 25, 2022
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