Child abductor

A child abductor is usually a fat American chav in a white van saying free vbucks always approach

That child abductor has a realy nice van I'm going to get in for all the free vbucks

by Tobitastic February 26, 2021

Thream Child

i child that is good at every thing

that 8 year old kid can beat me at everything (THREAM CHILD)

by Thream child May 13, 2009

incest child

an ugly white piece of shit with an unproportionate face.

That incest child is such a douche-bag

by beep boop, ive given up looser November 2, 2019

stinky child

me

me is a stinky child

by PeRiPeRiSaUcE April 5, 2022

Child scrambler

A child scrambler is an entity that come from the depths of hell in order to claim your loving child in order to milk them shortly before turning them into a woodern chair. this is how the child scrambler takes form. it will become the chair and then once your child sits on it it will be milked and then become a chair made of wood

"awww man! my child got milked by the child scrambler!"

by Child manh April 25, 2023

Floppy Child

slang term for a flaccid penis.

See also cock penis

Do you think my floppy child is small

I'm so excited i think i'll never see my floppy child again

I'm going to the shop to buy some viagra for my floppy child

by Flat4! + guests 09 September 27, 2009

Child Crush

When an adult has a strong fondness or admiration for a child they know but aren't related to, like a daughter's friend. Analogous to a boy crush or a girl crush, it isn't necessarily romantic or sexual in any way.

A part of me really wanted to get to know this child better but I was certain that people would assume a child crush meant more than it really does.

by ApricotFields June 15, 2020