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Watermelon felon

When a person acts out of their character to impress others and appear bad ass or have bad ass like qualities, Hence the meaning of the fruit a watermelon referring to guys who act as if they are the hulk, a one man army, or unstoppable.
I.E (In explanation)
A watermelon being green on the outside (a foolish rookie, in-experienced,fake,attention seeking) and but not hardened or tough and soft&pink inside..like a vagina.
Fake tough guy AKA soon to be prison bitch.
Joey is a fuckin watermelon felon...dude tries to play so bad ass but isn't impressing anyone..i bet if he goes to prison he would get turned into a prag ASAP.

Dude chill the hell out, they can see how green you are you're not a badass i won't continue to hang out with you if you keep up the act when they expose you for how pink you are i don't want to be affiliated with the likes of you.
by Azuroh June 2, 2013
mugGet the Watermelon felonmug.

Watermelon Sugar

Watermelon Sugar is a drug that Harry Styles made a song about. Many people did not know what it meant.

“Hey man do you take Watermelon Sugar?” Said Tim
“No, that’s a song” explained Bob
“It’s actually a drug that someone made a song about” Tommy butted in.
by Agueroooooo December 27, 2020
mugGet the Watermelon Sugarmug.
There's watermelon in the fridge. Definition; fuck off; go fuck yourself. A great phrase to throw of your opponent in any game making them think about things like ..."wtf does that even mean?"
I said "There's watermelon in the fridge." he had no idea what I meant but we won the game!
by madam buckmastahpata May 6, 2022
mugGet the There's watermelon in the fridge.mug.

Watermelon Sugar

"Tastes like strawberry's on a summer evening" - Watermelon Sugar, Harry Styles
by your/mum March 26, 2021
mugGet the Watermelon Sugarmug.

Saucy Watermelons

When a girl is showing off her breasts as if they want to come out and play.
by Shirkules August 24, 2018
mugGet the Saucy Watermelonsmug.

Watermelon Sugar

After years of being trending on this page. I have found the true meaning. Watermelon Sugar definitely means having sex in multiple positions on the beach with multiple women, near the ocean during summer, whilst eating watermelon.
woman: Oh my god, me, my boyfriend, and my girlfriend. had watermelon sugar on the beach yesterday.

woman2: I always knew you were a whore, smh.
by TotallyNotAGirl August 15, 2021
mugGet the Watermelon Sugarmug.

watermelon juice

literally the most underrated type of juice you can drink
Person 1: I had some watermelon juice today
Person 2: give me some
by Art.Birb October 22, 2022
mugGet the watermelon juicemug.

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