Its a funny way to say that your wife gets a cut of any unexpected financial gain. Like if you hit a lottery or win a big bet the wife gets her share.
Yeah bro I was in Vegas and won $500 playing craps but after the Wife Tax of 40% I only got to keep $300.
by Ral_phie September 15, 2021
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Me at the video: "Thats a fucking Wife beater you twat"
Me at the video: "Thats a fucking Wife beater you twat"
by mentlegentle June 11, 2023
Get the Wife Pleaser mug.while at his place of employment a man has a less physically apt subordinate employee that is just as needy of his time, resources, and energy as is his wife at home.
a non-sexual relationship where an employee relies on his boss for multiple aspects of assistance while at work and sometimes beyond. often results in physical acts of assistance such as lifting heavy objects, opening tough jar lids, and in lengthy sessions of advice or guidance.
a non-sexual relationship where an employee relies on his boss for multiple aspects of assistance while at work and sometimes beyond. often results in physical acts of assistance such as lifting heavy objects, opening tough jar lids, and in lengthy sessions of advice or guidance.
Employee: "Hey Boss, can you separate these parts for me? They're really stuck together, and I can't get them apart."
Boss...loosens parts and hands back to employee: "Here you go."
Other employee: "What's that all about, Boss?"
Boss: "Oh, I have to open things like that all the time for him. It's like he's my work-wife."
Boss...loosens parts and hands back to employee: "Here you go."
Other employee: "What's that all about, Boss?"
Boss: "Oh, I have to open things like that all the time for him. It's like he's my work-wife."
by thehomewife March 24, 2010
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So you got a find a little girl with an even younger mental ability and make her your woman.
So you got a find a little girl with an even younger mental ability and make her your woman.
by Cl and Dee December 1, 2021
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